One in the Pink Lyrics – Douche Magouche
Singer: Douche Magouche
Title: One in the Pink
My car broke down
How much does that cost?
My dog is in the pound today
How much does that cost?
I want to eat today
How much does that cost?
My guitar got stole today
How much does that cost?
Living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Sometimes I think that I’d be better off dead
Why do you eat and then you throw up?
Oh, that sh#t don’t make no sense cause it costs the same anyway
Living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
My car got towed today
How much does that cost?
Oh, I mowed my dog today
How much does that cost?
I still wanna eat today
How much does that cost?
Oh, I need a new guitar to play
How much does that cost?
I’m living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Sometimes I think that I’d be better off dead
Why do you eat and then you throw up?
Oh, that sh#t don’t make no sense cause it costs the same anyway
Living my life in the red
I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Rather have one in the pink instead
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Oh no
It’s time me to cut another cheque
For the gas, for the heat
And the fuel for the feet
And the food for the brain
And the pills for my pain
And the jewels for the lights
And the left for my rights
And the browns for the cops
And the drugs for the bugs
And the dudes for the dicks
And the b##bs for the chicks
And the beef in the knife they call the mother f#cking IRS
I’m living my life in the red
But I’d rather have one in the pink instead
Sometimes I think that I’d be better off dead
Why do you eat and then you throw up?
Oh, that sh#t don’t make no sense cause it costs the same anyway
Living the life in the red
I’d rather have one in the pink instead
She’d rather have one in the pink instead
We’d rather have one in the pink instead
Wouldn’t you rather one in the pink instead?
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