One Big Favour Lyrics – By Release
Singer: By Release
Title: One Big Favour
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Please don’t get it twisted; i’m a really good guy
And if people need some help, you can bet imma try
But (imma try) there’s one little thing that i don’t like at all:
If you need a big favour, don’t f#cking call it small
Yanni’s sitting here, he’s just chilling at shilo
“where can i get some red logs?” how the hell should i know?
Forester outside, machete in the grass
She said if you want logs, go sharpen my axe
So, went west and spoke to captain shanks
He said “blow me kid i’m busy – no thanks”
Across the sea to see brian, (yup)
I think he was crying
Thеy said his friend about to die
But the witnеss is lyin'(oh no)
Head down to draynor
That’s aggie the witch
She said “hol’ up, jimmy’s being a b#tch”
Woah, what?
My hair started to sizzle
She said “not you, dummy, i mean jimmy the chisel”
So, i went down to h.a.m
“listen, johannes, i’m looking for jimmy
And if you killed him, be honest – i don’t doubt”
Didn’t hear what he said besides eat sh#t and go see farmer f#ckin’ fred
Freddy said he needed chicken so go and get seth
Running round runescape, i started thinking about death
Seth, man, where the hell are your little chickens?
He said “wait, first, i got some cages that need some fixing”
Horvik, please, just do this, don’t be a dick
Oh g#dd#mnit – this m#th*rf#ck*r is sick
Apothecary got the cure but his pot broke, he fell (oh no)
I need another one, go to tassie she can tell (tell me what?)
Tassie getting bullied, he need some help
There’s a dwarf in a cave that’s been giving her hell
Yo, spike, what the hell is you doing?
Don’t you have a dwarf wife that you should be screwing?
He said “nah, man, i just wanna be a druid
But i’m three feet tall, and i don’t know if i can do it”
“heyo, what’s poppin’, sanfew? i need a favour now see-”
He said shut up, and bring this gnome guy some tea
So i got the tea, my motivation crashed
I talked to the captain, he said he wants some t.r.a.s.h
I went to the dock, arhein here, he wouldn’t talk
He said i need to know the weather is getting cold as f#ck
What the hell is this guy’s name? i don’t know
But he got a missing person – where the hell did she go?
Went down to the cave, no person in sight
Oh sh#t, there she is – she frozen in carbonite
Yo wizard, how i get this girl out da f#cking wall?
He said i need a complicated potion, that’s all!
I walked down to tindel, he got the potion – that’s a bet
But he said when he sleeps he be hurtin’ his neck
So i went down to rantz, so he can stuff his bed
He told me there’s a gnome over there tryna give him some head (what?)
Ay gnome, what’s this all about?
He said he can’t take off because all his lights are out
I looked at all the lights, i just had to replace ’em
If one more person asks for something, i’m beating their face in
But nah, that’s it – the gnome flew off, see ya later
Now we backtrack and finish, this one small favour
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