Welcome To The Club Lyrics – The Simpsons
Singer: The Simpsons
Title: Welcome To The Club
Who wants to be a pretty girl
In a fancy dress
When you can be an octopus
Who makes a mess
That sap Prince Charming
He’s such a schnook
Ladies prefer a man with a hook
Not the face! Not the face!
Thank you
You don’t get an invitation
So create a conflagration
Seems a little extreme
When your brother wrecks your toys
You can slice the heads of boys
Cool
But don’t you villains always die?
Depressing kid
It beats living happily-ever-after with some boring guy
Bring on the princes
We are predictable, dull as linen
We seem to kiss unconscious women
Same white teeth, same fluffy hair
Big strapping chest, but nothing up there
We seem super handsome but here are the facts;
When we come on screen kids leave to get snacks
We’ll screw up the world’s affairs
You stay home and crank out heirs
Life with me will not be easy
You’re better off with Doc and Sneezy
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Lyrics The Simpsons – Welcome To The Club
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