Green Jelly X- mas Lyrics – Green Jellÿ
Singer: Green Jellÿ
Title: Green Jelly X- mas
I f#cking hate Christmas, g#dd#mn Holiday b#llsh#t
Here’s a story ’bout Christmas town
The new Santy Clause is wearing a frown
He looks a lot like mom or dad
The same ‘ol Christmas song
Kids ask for dolls made from the cabbage patch
But they’ll get nothing will some coal to match
Remember there’s always next year
Promise you won’t wait long
Jingle bells my stealing elves are reindeer and my sleigh
Jingle bells, my prostate smells your chick pissed on my leg
Green jello gifts bring the misfit
Jingle bells great grandpa smells like doodie and Big A
They asked for this yet you gave them that
Like a chewed up dog toy and a used robot-hat
Drug-using, drunk Santa hangs out at the mall , he says
You’re the worst Santy Clause of them all!
Santy Clause says give him a break
The demand that the elves can’t take
Jesus Christ for goodness sake, he’s fatter than king-kong
Jingle bells my stealing elves are reindeer and my sleigh
Jingle bells, my prostate smells your chick pissed on my leg
Green jello gifts bring the misfit
Jingle bells great grandpa smells like doodie and Big A
They asked for this yet you gave them that
Like a chewed up dog toy and a used Jimmy-hat
Drug-smoking, drunk Santa hanging out at the mall
He knows you’re the worst Santy Clause of them all!
Santy Clause had made his list
f#ck your green jello Christmas gifts
On your roof reindeers will sh#t
Eat a sack you dim nitwit
Remember there’s always next year
Promise you won’t wait long
Jingle bells, Great grandpa smells like doodie and Big A
He looks a lot like mom or dad
The same ‘ol Christmas song
Jingle bells my prostate smells
Your chick pissed on my leg
Remember there’s always next year
The same ‘ol Christmas song
Merry Christmas you little sh#ts!
The sun is blazing
The Jello is green
The hobos f#ck the weed all day
It’s always been that way
In Hollywood, CA
But it’s december 23rd and I need to take a turd
So I can have my very own
Green Jello Christmas
Oh yeah
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