State Farm Lyrics – Yuno Miles
Singer: Yuno Miles
Title: State Farm
I’m wearing khakis like jake from state farm
She tried to order a chicken, i don’t work in no actual farm
They thought i was a cat because i’m interested in yarn
I was in the wwe until i got bautista bond
Walked into the wrong party and got hit with a pot
Went into a random person house and asked to use their wi-fi
Tried to fight a cactus and got stuck with a thorn
I’m not really human, i’m actually a unicorn
Almost got her number ‘til i pulled out a flip phone
She tried to call me slow but i’m smarter than her
Huh? oh yeah, ayy, ayy
Ayy, ayy, ayy
My barber messed up my haircut so i egged his house
I played in the dirt, came back with a ringworm
Jumped in toxic waste and came out as a slug
I got chased by a n^^^a with two big-ass thumbs
If your hands big, how you gonna play the game?
Changed my gmail to ‘ahaha’
I just lost my room to move to fight
I tried to do a frontflip and fell off my bike
I just video chatted an old lady on skype
I’m tryna figure out what my left and my right is
I dunked my s#men with some sugar so i ate it
I censored my name when i was on p#rnhub
If you think i’m lying, you better go check it out now
Sike, nah, i’m lying, i’m not on p#rnhub
Ayy, marr, i’m about to jump in
Just hit a lick, yeah, hit a lick, yeah
Just sniffed some crack, yeah, sniffed some crack, yeah
Gonna break a bag, yeah, break a bag, yeah
Pulling up on your block, on your block, yeah
Shoutout to that boy charlie
Y’alls make it look, charlie
You know how good i look, charlie
Gonna watch them look, charlie
Then i saw a worm, n^^^a
Then i saw a bird, n^^^a
Then i get online, n^^^a
Gotta look it up, n^^^a
That worm was beating that bird #ss
Like deadass, i don’t know what i just saw
Like, that sh#t was crazy
That sh#t is hella crazy
What i’m wearing with my baby
That worm was my baby
So i kissed that worm
And he just gave me herpes
That n^^^a gave me herpes so i dropped, n^^^a
Watch out
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