I Can’t Party Lyrics – Vulfmon
Singer: Vulfmon
Title: I Can’t Party
I saw a cute fluff ball at the coffee shop
I asked “can I pet it?”
She said “me or the dog?”
I said “whoa, quick wit,” she said “pull up a chair,”
“I’ve got a thousand dad jokes I’ve been wanting to share”
She had me in stitches, fully tickled
Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles
She said “my friends are in town tonight and we’re all going out
They’re Swedish, they’re single, and I’m showing them around
You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy”
That’s when I broke the news, honey
I, I, I…
I can’t party (x2)
Party
I can’t party
She said “you should really reconsider, my friends they are a blast
“and if you get too tired, you could always crash–
With us in my mansion but we all share a bed, and sometimes fool around, after we are fed
My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great
Name your favorite meal and she’ll put it on your plate.”
I thought wow, she’s rich, and clearly a smarty
But I needed to reiterate
I, I, I…
I can’t party (x2)
Party
I can’t party
I wish I could but you know I can’t (x4)
Par (x21)
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