Std Test Lyrics – Nice Peter
Singer: Nice Peter
Title: Std Test
I got my STD test back today
And I’m clean
But I was nervous, sh#t, yes, scared, like Charlie Sheen in Major League when he thought that chick that he slept with was married
‘Caus havin bumps on your dick or dying is scary
So I’m not gonna f#ck around no more, I wouldn’t go
Canoeing without an oar
I wouldn’t play baseball without a bat
So I’m not gonna f#ck
Without a jimmy hat
I got my HIV Test back today
And I’m clear
But I was nervous, like an 18-year-old buying beer, sweating balls
While regretting that one night with that one girl
Having nightmares that I was Pedro from The Real World
So I’m not gonna f#ck around no more, I wouldn’t go
Canoeing without an oar
I wouldn’t play baseball without a bat
So I’m not gonna f#ck
Without a jimmy hat
My only advice to all the guys that think they’re immune
If she went raw dog with you, she’d probably do it with me too
And you don’t know where I’ve been
She got her pregnancy test back today, and we’re fine
But I was nervous like a fat kid in a dodgeball line
She’s twenty-nine, but I’m not quite ready to start making little dudes
I can hardly afford to pay for my own food
So I’m not gonna f#ck around, no way, I wouldn’t go sledding without a sleigh
I wouldn’t have a heart without the love
So I’m not gonna f#ck
Without a body glove
Without a bishops cap
Without a jimmy hat
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