The Main One Lyrics – Midnight Beast
Singer: Midnight Beast
Title: The Main One
The Main One
If music be the food of love
I’m Gordon f#cking Ramsey
Leading it like Gandhi
I’m the Beano, you’re the Dandy
If you’re bronze and silver, I’m the gold
Gonna wish your dad used a marigold
Listen to what you’re told
Cause you might learn something
I Matt Damon it like Good Will Hunting
Charizard shiny, I’m quite rare
Not big headed though, it’s just my hair
If I went solo, I’d pity you fools
Hanging like a pair of testicles
I am the ballsack
More meat than a rib rack
I’m a needle in a haystack
You need me more than a junkie needs crack
Or more than Santa needs his sack
I am the leader, they’re just the pack
They’re just the starter, I’m the main course
Without me, you’re chips with no sauce
Luke Skywalker with no Force
A cowboy without his horse
This band revolves around me
Why can’t you f#cking see that I’m
The Main One (cause of the way that I dress)
The Main One (cause I look good in a vest)
The Main One (cause I can do Arabesque)
The Main One, The Main One
I was born first
And I grew pubes first
I could shave and grow another beard
By the time I finish this verse (He’s hairy!)
Like lightning, I’m scary
Strong as a bear, but sweet as a fairy
Go through life like I don’t have a care-y
Allergic to gluten, but not dairy
Do you still not get my case
Got more Gaga than “Poker Face”
I got the balls that you can’t replace
So make some f#cking space cause I’m
The Main One (cause of the fro in my hat)
The Main One (cause of the eyebrows and that)
The Main One (cause I’m a necrophiliac) (what?)
The Main One (It was one time)
The Main One (I was lonely)
Save the best for the last
You’re economy, I’m first class
You guys are dated like YOLO
So I’m out, Han Solo
I bring the ahhh
I bring the ooh
I bring the scat-ba-dap-bap-ba-doo
So you basically don’t bring anything
I do, let me put it simply, I’mma tell you
The guns, the moves
Check out my package
Chorizo sausage
Lock up your daughters, I’m coming through
I’m on a mission to impregnate every single one of you
The Main One (cause without me you’re sh#t)
The Main One (well you’re mom’s got a dick)
The Main One (f#ck you both and I quit)
The Main One, The Main One
This band is the only one that has three main ones
We’re all as good as each other, there could never be a main one
I’m the main one
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