If I Had A Lyrics – So Good
Singer: So Good
Title: If I Had A
If i had a dick it would be ten foot long
Everybody shook like
“oh, who’s dong is that?”
Surely not the girl in the back
With the little yellow beret
No, that ain’t what she packs
If i had a dick it would stand to attention, erection
Win the general election
Write the entire shakespeare collection
Direct citizen kane and yeah did i mention?
If i had a dick it would be thick like a brick
I’d stick it down your throat ’till it’s tickling your sick
Tall and pink, your dick ugly
I wouldn’t wear pants i’d just swing it ’round in public
Enormous, imma let the dick sing the chorus
You feel like home
Whеre i belong
You’re whеre i’ve been searching for
You feel like home
So i’m standing strong
And i love ya
Yeah i love ya baby
If i had a dick i would love it
I would shove it in your face
It would 〈.?.〉 outta space
If i had a wiener
I would have to sit in the back of a limosina with tina
If i had a dick it would do magic tricks
I would get a hat for it
It would look fabulous
High-end extravagance
Have its own gravitas
If i had a dick i’d keep it in a cabinet, dick
The best dick, the best dick ever
Yeah the very best dick (the very best)
If i had a dick you’d know about it
I would swing it ’round my head
I would kiss you with its lips mwah
You feel like home
Where i belong
You’re where i’ve been searching for
You feel like home
So i’m standing strong
And i love ya
Yeah i love ya baby
Yeah i love you too
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