The Honeymoon Lyrics – The Mizes
Singer: The Mizes
Title: The Honeymoon
The Opry’s down in Tennessee
Cow town’s up in Abilene
Devil and the IRS
Well, they both share the same address
God’s in heaven, the pope’s in Rome
And the honeymoon’s over at home
Where we said I do and we cut the cake
The one your aunt Anita baked
And I got drunk and made us late
And we almost missed that big jet plane
And then we fought like married folks
From Wichita to Mexico
The Opry’s down in Tennessee
Cow town’s up in Abilene
Devil and the IRS
Well, they both share the same address
God’s in heaven, the pope’s in Rome
And the honeymoon’s over at home
Got back and it was good for a few months there
You started growing your gut and losing your hair
Found out you could barely fry an egg
You started shutting me down and quit shaving your legs
But we both know we can’t do no better
Guess we’ll like this forever
The Opry’s down in Tennessee
Cow town’s up in Abilene
Devil and the IRS
Well, they both share the same address
God’s in heaven, the pope’s in Rome
And the honeymoon’s over at home
You must be high on Willy’s weed
If you think that I ain’t dreamed of leaving
And you’re as drunk as Scooter Braun
If you think I’m gonna beg you to stick around
But we can’t afford the lawyer fee
For a D-I-V-O-R-C-E
The Opry’s down in Tennessee
Cow town’s up in Abilene
Devil and the IRS
Well, they both share the same address
God’s in heaven, the pope’s in Rome
And the honeymoon’s over at home
Yeah, God’s in heaven, the pope’s in Rome
And the honeymoon’s over at home
Ah, the honeymoon, back when you still wore a bikini
Oh well that wasn’t the only thing that was teeny weeny
Woah, hey, it was cold in the ocean that day
I’m talking ’bout the diamond in my wedding ring
Remember, we almost lost it in the sand?
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, maybe if you didn’t buy so much beer you could’ve bought be a bigger ring
Oh well, here we go again
You know I love you
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