Erap Jokes Lyrics – 2nd Nvelop
Singer: 2nd Nvelop
Title: Erap Jokes
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Pa pa dum)
The funniest sound we’ve ever heard (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Ay mga 〈.?.〉 at mga Erap Jokes (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Kasi naman itong si Erap
Laging may halong biro pag nagsasalita
Kaya tuloy (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Pakalat na sa internet (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Net net net net net net (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Te te text (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Te te text (Pa pa dum ma mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Te te text (Pa pa dum)
Te te text
Te te text (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum)
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Oh Papa Du ready ka na (Syempre)
Erap in restaurant (Oh)
Sabi ng waiter
“Ser, are you done?” (Sagot ni Erap?)
“No, I’m not done, I’m Erap.”
Sabi ulit ng waiter
“No, I mean are you finish?” (Ano sagot ni Erap?)
“I’m not Finnish, I am Filipino.”
Sabi ng waiter ulit
“No ser, what I mean is are you through?”
Sabi ni Erap
“Ano ka ba? Syempre totoo ako. Hindi ako peke.”
Okay ba sa’yo yun papa Dum?
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum (Te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum)
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Eto papa Du yung mag-ama nasa lamay (Inay)
Erap at Jinggoy (Oh)
Sabi ng erpat “Tayo na Jinggoy, mauna na tayo” (“Bakit pa?”)
“Hindi mo ba nababasa yung sign?” (Ano)
“Remains will be cremated.” (Oo nga noh)
Eto pa isa, eto pa isa
Yung mag-ama na naman sa party (Oh chibugan)
Eto sabi ni Erap “Nakakahiya anak,” (“Bakit pa?”)
“Sabi sa invitation: Black attire only”
“Pagdating ko dun may suot din pala silang polo’t pantalon” (Mga bob-)
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum (Te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum)
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Eto pa isa mas maganda ‘to Papa Du
Si Erap nagpunta ng France (Wow)
At habang namamasyal sya
Nakita nya yung monumento nung Joan of Arc (Sino ba ‘yun?)
Aba, yun yung monumento dun na kilalang-kilala sa France (Ahh)
Sabi sa kanya ng isang Frenchman (Oh)
“Hey Mr. President, Erap” (Ano)
“Kilala mo ba kung sino yung Joan of Arc?” (Anong sagot ni Erap?)
“Oo kilala ko yan, yan yung asawa ni Noah’s Ark” (Asawa ni Noah’s Ark? Hahaha eto naman)
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum (Te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum)
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Papa Du, (Ano)
Eto maganda (Sigurado ka ah)
Yes, Erap reading newspaper (Uy, buti nakakabasa ano?)
Aba habang nagkakape, binabasa yung dyaryo
At eto ang nabasa nya (Oh)
“Aba, grabe na pala talaga ang crime rate dito sa Pilipinas” (Kakatakot)
“Halos lahat wanted” (Oo nga boss)
“Eto oh” (Oh)
“Wanted GRO” (Haa?)
“Wanted driver” (Weh?)
“Wander accounted”
May pahabol pa (Ano)
“Wanted president” (Wow, makukulong!)
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum (Te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum)
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Papa Dum (Ano na naman?)
Erap Wisdom (Wisdom tooth)
Something like that kabayong bundat
Erap’s first wisdom (Sige nga)
“Don’t the judge the book by its cover,” (Tama)
“Because you are not the judge.” (Mali)
Erap number two wisdom (Wisdom tooth nga eh)
“Birds of the same feather,” (Oh)
“Are the same birds.”
Wisdom three (Oh)
“An apple a day is seven apple a week”
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow (Isa pa, isa pa)
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (Te te text)
Pa pa dum (Te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa dum)
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Erap Jokes – English Translation
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (pa dum)
The funniest sound we’ve ever heard (pa dum ma mow pa dum ma mow)
Are those 〈.?.
This is Erap
Always mixed with jokes when speaking
So go on (yet to mow pa pa dum ma mow)
Spread it on the internet (yet to mow more dum ma mow)
Net Net Net Net Net (Pa Pa Dum Ma Mow Pa Dum Ma Mow)
Te te text (pa dum ma mow pa dum ma mow)
Te te text (pa dum ma mow pa dum ma mow)
Te te text (pa dum)
Te te text
Te te text (yet yet dum)
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Oh papa du you’re ready (of course)
Erap in Restaurant (Oh)
Said the waiter
“Ser, are you done?” (Erap’s answer?)
“No, I’m not done, I’m Erap.”
Said the waiter again
“No, I mean are you finish?” (What is Erap’s answer?)
“I’m not Finnish, I am Filipino.”
The waiter says again
“No ser, what I mean are you through?”
Erap said
“What are you doing? Of course I’m true. I’m not fake.”
Is that okay with you Papa Dum?
DUM (te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Pa pa dum (te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (yet yet dum)
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Here Papa du is the father in the house (Mother)
Erap and Jinggoy (oh)
Erpat says “Let’s go Jinggoy, let’s go” (“Why else?”)
“Don’t you read the sign?” (What)
“Remains will be cremated.” (Yes noh)
Here is another one, here is another
The couple again at the party (Oh Chibugan)
Here Erap says “embarrassing son,” (“Why else?”)
“Invitation says: Black Attire Only”
“When I arrived they were wearing polo and pants” (bob-)
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Pa pa dum (te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (yet yet dum)
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Here is one more beautiful ‘to Papa du
Erap went France (Wow)
And while he was traveling
He saw the Monument of Joan of Arc (who is that?)
Well, that’s the monument that is well known in France (ahh)
Tells him a Frenchman (oh)
“Hey Mr. President, Erap” (what)
“Do you know who Joan of Arc is?” (What is Erap’s answer?)
“Yes I know that, that is Noah’s Ark’s wife” (Wife of Noah’s Ark? Hahaha here)
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Pa pa dum (te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (yet yet dum)
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Papa du, (what)
Here beautiful (sure you ah)
Yes, Erap Reading Newspaper (Hey, Buti Reads What?)
Wow while having coffee, reading the newspaper
And here is what he read (oh)
“Well, the crime rate here in the Philippines is really bad” (scary)
“Almost everyone wanted” (yes boss)
“Here oh” (oh)
“Wanted GRO” (Haa?)
“Wanted Driver” (weh?)
“Wander accounted”
There is more to (what)
“Wanted President” (Wow, incarcerate!)
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Pa pa dum (te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (yet yet dum)
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Papa Dum (what is it again?)
Erap wisdom (wisdom tooth)
Something like that horse bundat
Erap’s First Wisdom (All right)
“Don’t the judge the book by its cover,” (right)
“Because you are not the judge.” (Wrong)
Erap number two wisdom (wisdom tooth eh eh)
“Birds of the same feather,” (oh)
“Are the same birds.”
Wisdom three (oh)
“An Apple A Day is Seven Apple a Week”
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow (another, another)
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Yet dum ma mow
Pa pa dum ma mow (te te text)
Pa pa dum (te te text)
Te te text
Te te text (yet yet dum)
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Lyrics 2nd Nvelop – Erap Jokes
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