Lyrics 64studios101 – War on Christmas

War on Christmas Lyrics – 64studios101

Singer: 64studios101
Title: War on Christmas

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
I hope you don’t mind the pun that I’m about to make

But that song surely offended many a snowflake
Get it, ’cause it was a Christmas song
And it snows on Christmas, if it doesn’t something’s wrong
Though the thing that’s wrong isn’t climate change

That’s fake news from liberals that are biased and deranged
And because of those liberals
We’re all miserable…
‘Cause there’s a war on Christmas

Yeah, there’s a war on Christmas
I miss the old days when Christians could feel bliss
Before this war on Christmas
Yeah it’s true, we have decorations, and Christmas lights

And we have all sorts of Christmas music like “Silent Night”
And we have stockings, not to mention parties galore
And there’s eggnog, Christmas candy, gingerbread, and more
Plus big celebrations with giant Christmas trees

And Christmas specials that literally everybody sees
And special seasonal drinks, and Christmas-themed skating rinks
Also Christmas decorations everywhere but the kitchen sink
And wreaths and lights that can be seen on every street

And Christmas stuff for sell at stores, and also special Christmas treats
But I still can’t help but be extremely depressed
’Cause I’m a straight, white male whose culture is oppressed
Yeah, because of those liberals

We’re all miserable…
‘Cause there’s a war on Christmas
Yeah, there’s a war on Christmas
I miss the old days when Christians could feel bliss

Before this war on Christmas
I hate all other religions ’cause mine’s the only one that’s right
How dare they not worship my lord and savior Jesus Christ
They’re causing this war, ’cause they don’t live white culture day and night

I really, really, really, really wanna beat them all up in a fight
Anyone who’s not Christian should be hunted
It’s what Jesus would have wanted…
‘Cause there’s a war on Christmas

Yeah, there’s a war on Christmas
I miss the old days when Christians could feel bliss
Before this war on Christmas
How dare other people be part of other cultures

I’m gonna do the Christian thing and eat up their bodies like I was a vulture
Everyone follow my lead, and blame bad present delivery
On the Failing New York Times, and of course Crooked Hillary
There are other cultures in America, which is bad

‘Cause they don’t all worship Jesus Christ, very sad!
Everyone who’s not Christian is worse than the Grinch
Jesus would have beat all their brains out with a monkey wrench
All those foreign religions are just the worst

Jesus Christ would have put America First
Yeah, I’m oppressed because of a new despicable craze
Instead of “Merry Christmas,” some people now say “Happy Holidays!”
Anyone who’s not Christian should be hunted

It’s what Jesus would have wanted…
‘Cause there’s a war on Christmas
Yeah, there’s a war on Christmas
I miss the old days when Christians could feel bliss

Before this war on Christmas
Yeah, I’m just so darn oppressed!
Yeah, I’m just so darn oppressed!
Yeah, I’m just so darn oppressed! (I’m straight and white, and I’m male)

Yeah, I’m just so darn oppressed! (I’m male and white)
I’m just so darn oppressed! (I have such a hard life)
Yeah, I’m so darn oppressed! (Everyone is racist against me)
I’m just so darn oppressed! (Reverse racism is definitely a thing)

Yeah, I’m so darn oppressed!
I’m just so darn oppressed!
Yeah, I’m just so darn oppressed!
Vote…

For…
Trump!
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