The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics – Adam Sandler
Singer: Adam Sandler
Title: The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
“And now a buffoon’s meeting with the dean of admissions at a
Prestigious college.”
Dean: “Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
On your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
Matriculating here in the fall.”
Buffoon: “I got a snake, man!”
Dean: “Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
Or cat, or even the occasional reptile.”
Buffoon: “One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
And that! It was all f#cked up!”
Dean: “I’m sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
Both students and pets here on campus.”
Buffoon: “f#ckin’ sh#t!”
Dean: “Yes, that’s a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
Little bit more about your background.”
Buffoon: “My father’s a f#cking #ssh#l#, man!”
Dean: “Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
Son.”
Buffoon: “My mother’s a piece of sh#t too!”
Dean: “Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
Summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
Learn.”
Buffoon: “My teacher in high school was a stupid b#tch, man! She had her
Head way up her #ss!”
Dean: “Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far
Exceeds that of a local public high school.”
Buffoon: “Your secretary’s a real fat b#tch, man!”
Dean: “Yes, she’s tried many diets over the years with minimal success.”
Buffoon: “I had diarhea last month. I had to sh#t all f#cking day!”
Dean: “Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
Pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
Major?”
Buffoon: “I’ve got a big f#cking boner right now.”
Dean: “I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
Nervous tension. I do not take offense.”
Buffoon: “One time I ate my neighbors sh#t!”
Dean: “That’s understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We’ll be
Sending you our decision by the end of the month.”
Buffoon: “I bet you got really hairy balls.”
Dean: “Yes, it’s a veritable forest down there. Bye bye.”
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