Red Coat Jingle Lyrics – Afnixon/Bowser
Singer: Afnixon/Bowser
Title: Red Coat Jingle
Red Coat Jingle
Intro:
These blokes are spreading porkies!
They believe our songs are pants!
I say we crack on!
Let us commence forth!
Verse:
Caught a bloke busting in a bog
Can’t colonize india, its full of smog
Shopping cart, no! Thats a trolly
Me mams breast implant exploded, good golly!
Blew a thirteen colonie lead, lettuce leg it!
Don’t even ask me “what the hell is even brexit”
Seems you’ve got yourself in a kerfuffle
Got me suit up, with my red belt buckle
Got up in the morning and didn’t brush my teef
Me and ya bruvs gonna have some beef
Shot at a fellow and took his trousers
Then we had crumpet and tea for hours n hours
Verse:
This b#stard owes be 50 quid
We’s betting on futbol, I put 50 on madrid
I’ll be off, see you on transit
Awfully lovely day today govna innit
My musket is jammed, seems a little dodgy
Tasted American soup, and it was a bit groggy
Bloke acting cheeky, it’s all pish posh
You’re acting like a woman, get on the dish wash!
Got up in the morning didn’t brush my teef
Me and ya bruvs gonna have some beef
Shot at a fellow and took his trousers
Then crumpets and tea for hours n hours
This Blokes out, Toddle pip!
Cheerio
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