South Dakota Lyrics – Afroman
Singer: Afroman
Title: South Dakota
I tried to f#ck a girl from Sioux Falls
But she text all night, and gave me blue balls
A dick teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell
You never gave me the p#ss#, you b#tch you
Rapping to the girls in Rapid City
But they left rapidly, what a pity
Almost got a bl#wj#b in Pierre
But she said I have too much pubic hair
I took my Blackwood to Whitewood
Didn’t go quite good I got a room in Deadwood
The receptionist said she’s from Lead
But she won’t come up and give me no head
I told her let’s drink and smoke on this
Maybe later I can spear your fish
She denied all of my urges
Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis
I’m beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I’m beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can’t find no p#ss# here
I thought I had a winner when I was in Winner
But baby girl wouldn’t let me go up in her
I met a feminist from Vermillion
She said she wouldn’t f#ck me for a million
I got some bookings in Brookings
But the girls were not foo-king
Tried to dick your daughter down in Watertown
But it was too many c#ck blockers hanging around
I thought I had a queen in Aberdeen
This rejection is f#cking up my self esteem
Rush me a wh#re to Mount Rushmore
I really don’t wanna jack off no more
All the hot girls in Hot Springs
Get mad when you discuss hot sexual things
Imma get me some p#ss#, it’s not too late
Imma fill my gas tank and get out of this state
I’m beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I’m beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can’t find no p#ss# here
I’m beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I’m beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can’t find no p#ss# here
What’s up, South Dakota?
I love y’all, man, I love y’all weed
I love all my fans
Imma just run down to Nebraska, Iowa, get me some p#ss# right quick, Imma be right back
You know what I’m sayin?
No hard feelings, just a hard dick
I’ll be back, real quick, alright
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