Stand Up Comedy Lyrics – Alex Schor
Singer: Alex Schor
Title: Stand Up Comedy
Hey Hey
What a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You got to listen to your
I’m not even funny, they just laugh cause I’m dumb as hell (Hey Hey What a What a)
I’m a broke boy stealing coins out the wishing well (Hey Hey What a What a)
All driven like a Ram Truck that’s my personel (Hey Hey What a What a)
I just wanna touch two lambs like I’m summer sprout (Day)
Oof man I won a couple bands (Hey Hey What a What a)
I may see ya at the north pole, I got too many fans (Hey Hey What a What a)
That girl so bad you couldn’t begin to understand (Hey Hey What a What a)
Call me a doojabar I’m creaming in my pants (Day)
But I’m at a party so I can’t be out here touching myself (Hey Hey What a What a)
I’m not a narcissist, I’m just in love with myself (Hey Hey What a What a)
W-w-walk in I’m kind of fly ya’ll maggots (Hey Hey What a What a)
Sex or a dad? For both I don’t have it (Hey Hey What a What a)
Haha, that’s a joke I’m Bob Saget (Hey Hey What a What a)
Their like “How you get rich?” I rob f- (Ayo) old people ya’ll thought I would say it , nah (Hahaha) man that would end my entire career didn’t even start yet
Hey Hey
What a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You got to listen to your
I’m a white wife beater and a black wife beater (Hey Hey What a What a)
I’ma turn a ford door whip into a two-seater (Hey Hey What a What a)
Take on the back seat turn it into a pool with a heater (Hey Hey What a What a)
I go to ASU cause I’m an innovation leader (Day)
He he, nah I’m probably a dumbass (Hey Hey What a What a)
Beat off before the sex or else I c#m fast (Hey Hey What a What a)
Gangnam Style, Oppa Gangnam Style (Oppa) (Hey Hey What a What a)
Wrist over wrist hit it Gangnam Style (Hey Hey What a What a)
I may quote the most sangs to while (Day)
Told airport security “I have a bomb” (Wait) (Hey Hey What a What a)
I just airballed the layout I’m Lebron (Ok) (Hey Hey What a What a)
I hope your dad leaves, you have a hot mom (Hey Hey What a What a)
I’m only sitting while on preformance.com
Hey Hey
What a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You got to listen to your
Hey Hey
What a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You got to listen to your
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