I Don’t Use Self Service Machines Lyrics – B.A.Johnston
Singer: B.A.Johnston
Title: I Don’t Use Self Service Machines
Waiting in the line at McRonnie’s
To order quarter pounders
They only got one cashier
So the line moves slow like Service Ontario
The manager sits by the self-service kiosk
That they have set up
He says “can I teach you to use it?”
I say “buddy, you can take a walk”
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
You don’t pay me
Go to Sobey’s to gеt a deal on butter
I say margarine nеver
The lineup is as long as when I saw E.T. with my father
They want me to use the self-service checkouts
They say it is faster
It wouldn’t be faster if they had more than two cashiers working the checkout
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
You don’t pay me
And when the machines go Skynet
And they try and take over Canada
They kill the McDonald’s manager
I scream out
“I will avenge you!”
I fight the robots
In a post-apocalyptic hellscape
But at least I don’t have to scan my own groceries
As I kill a self-service robot
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
Don’t use no self-service machines
Cuz you don’t pay me
You don’t pay me
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