Showcase Showdown Lyrics – B.A.Johnston
Singer: B.A.Johnston
Title: Showcase Showdown
Crack my eyes 10:55
Just in time for The Price Is Right
Got a bowl of Alpha-Bits
And I’m not wearing any pants
We’ve all got rituals
Mine involve breakfast cereals
And game shows that start at the crack
Of early afternoon
Showcase showdown abounds
Fat woman spins the wheel, yo
She falls down
Oh, I love you Price Is Right
Plinko’s all that I know
And the couch is the only place I wanna roam
Oh, I love you Price Is Right
And the women lean in for a kiss
From Bob Barker’s wrinkled lips
Must feel like kissing a male
Estelle Getty
I don’t think Drew Carey he’s getting
That kind of action
I think Bob might have had him spayеd
And/or neutered
Showcasе showdown abounds
Fat woman spins the wheel, yo
She falls down
Oh, I love you Price Is Right
When Plinko’s all that you know
And the couch is the only place you wanna roam
Oh, I want to kiss you Price Is Right
Will the guy from Mexico know how much a snowmobile costs?
What will that drunk frat boy do with his living room set?
Why is there so much talk about turtle wax?
It looks like the Barker Beauties have been dipped in turtle wax
Showcase showdown abounds
Fat woman spins the wheel, yo
She falls down
Oh, I love you Price Is Right
Plinko’s all that I know
And the couch is the only place I wanna roam
Oh, I love you Price Is Right
Oh, I love you Price Is Right
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