Sitcom Wife Lyrics – Bashlow
Singer: Bashlow
Title: Sitcom Wife
Calls me rough around the edges
I don’t think that it’s a compliment
I’m sure he’d rather have a nice girl
I think I’d rather drop dead
And maybe that’s the best solution
Cuz I would finally shut my mouth
Prop me up at the dinner table
I won’t have anything to argue about
I’m not gonna sit down, shut up
Wear a smile, be polite
I’m not gonna put up, shut up
Don’t that make your heads just grind?
I don’t wanna be a sitcom wife
Always on your side
A ride or die ‘til it’s fridge time
A sitcom wife
Give you the perfect life
And they’ll applaud your evеry line
Laugh track in the back but the jokеs fall flat
Hear the audience cheer when you walk in
A sitcom wife
Awful wedded life
Cut the camera, cut the lights
He says I’ve always been a handful
He punches down with every punchline
I think I’m gonna start a scandal
Burn the house down drunk on white wine
And then he’ll finally have the spotlight
“Local man loses it all”
Baby wouldn’t play the babysitter
I’m not picking up his drunk apology calls
I’m not gonna sit down, shut up
Wear the dress and just play nice
I’m not gonna chill out, cheer up
Don’t that make your gears just grind?
I don’t wanna be a sitcom wife
Always on your side
A ride or die ‘til it’s fridge time
A sitcom wife
Give you the perfect life
And they’ll applaud your every line
Laugh track in the back but the jokes fall flat
Hear the audience cheer when you walk in
A sitcom wife
Awful wedded life
Cut the camera, cut the lights
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