I’m On A Horse Lyrics – Berry Bebop
Singer: Berry Bebop
Title: I’m On A Horse
〈refrain 1〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
Got new best friend and its a horse
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
〈verse 2〉
Pull up with my bros to the barn its midnight
Rancher not gon open up the doors til daylight
The boys and i we grab a log and bust down the door
That’s right b#tch i stole a motherf#ckin horse
Yeah it looks like a horse
Yeah rides like a horse
Yeah it gallops like a horse
Eats grass like a horse
Does a mean two step
Got good #ss breath
Cuz i brush his teeth
And i love him
〈refrain 2〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
I dont see you with a horse b#tch
(where’s your f#cking horse, b#tch? huh?
I’m the f#ckin horse b#tch
Yes!
A horse, let’s go!
Adventures!
〈verse 2〉
Running from the law
And my threat level up
I hear some distant hooves
They pop revolvers up
Pop pop bang bang
Shooting cars and tin cans
Its the calvary division
Staches off the hook
I dig in my spurs
And the saddle beeps
Flip out big ol f#ckin turrets
With a chrome sheen
I pump em full of lazers
And they f#ckin die
Top it off
I throw out
A pack of dynamite
But they get back up
They were undead horses
Never guessed that i was
Runnin from some horses corpses
Fire a bow and arrow
But it slips through his bones
I take em through the graveyard
So that they all land in tombs
Now we some cowboys
Riding free range
We rule the whole world
With shiny-ass manes
Took over every government with
Neighborly affection
Now the globe is filled with horses
And it is absolute pefection
〈refrain 3〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
My horses saddle has some gun turrets
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
〈verse 3〉
Yeah my horse
He can fly into space
f#ck planet earth
Intergalatic escape
I hear aa whirring sound
And what do i find
Aliens
That hate all animals that you ride
But you know that i’m the type
Thats into conflict resolution
So i post up to those aliens
Propose peaceful solutions
I show them the horse
And his angelic neigh
His dope leather saddle
Then we all gonna sang
I’m on this f#ckin horse b#tch
Wait he still needs a name
My new horse friend
His name is mike
Rhymes with bike
I sing him sweet lulabyes
Wipe every single tears on the floor if he cries
But one night
As i lay down to sleep
I hear footsteps in my home that creak
Point my flashlight
And what do i find
Its the f#cking farmer tryna sneak around at night
What are you doing here man
He says the horses name is spiffy
Spiffy?
What a dumbass name
Can i keep the horse
“sure.”
Okay!!
〈refrain 4〉
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch (b#tch)
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t (no sh#t)
My horses #ss is intergalactic (horse #ss)
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch (horse b#tch)
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
Dont hit me with that lameass sh#t
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
I’m on a f#ckin horse b#tch
I’m on a f#ckin horse
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