Santa Song Lyrics – Billie Eilish, Kate McKinnon, Ego Nwodim
Singer: Billie Eilish, Kate McKinnon, Ego Nwodim
Title: Santa Song
Hey girls, i have a christmas question for you: has this ever happened to you?
It sure has leslie d
Wait, i haven’t asked you yet
Asked us what leslie d?
Just let me ask it and then you’ll know!
Okay don’t get mad…
Girls, i’m asking if you’ve ever dreamed of meeting someone your whole entire life, and then when you finally got the chance it didn’t go quite as planned
Oh, we know just what you’re talking about
But sing about it anyway just in case we don’t
Okay…
It was a winter’s night, a quarter to three
I was dozin’ by my christmas tree
When he appeared with a full white beard
The very guy that i revered
I’m talking santa! (santa)
I was in the same room as him
You met the santa? like from the bible?
Where you nervous leslie d?
Was i ever!
But i said to myself, “don’t be a fool
Be smooth as ice and play it cool.”
So here is what i said…
Hey sexy mama nice teeth!
Yeah, i made it weird with santa
Now why’d you go ahead and call him mama leslie d?
I don’t know i was nervous! he’s famous! and i thought if i winked he’d know i was kidding…um
Does santa hate me?
It’s anyone’s guess
He said my name
And i said “yes”
He asked if i’d been naughty or nice and i said: (he asked if she’d been naughty or nice and she said)
Who’s asking virgin?
Haha!
Yeah i made it weird with santa!
Santa
What does that even mean leslie d?
I don’t know, it just came out of my mouth!
Haha…
What did santa do?
He gave an odd smile and said, “okay sure”
Then he sorta started heading towards the door…
Not the chimney?
No i think he just wanted to get out of there
So i said, “okay santa, you do you!”
And then i made finger guns and i went “zoop zoop”
Yikes, what is wrong with you?
Don’t feel bad, it happens to us all
We met him once at a christmas ball
How could we converse with him? we should’ve rehearsed
Cause then he asked us if we were good
You tell me, you’re in charge daddy…
Woah!
I thought i was flirting, i don’t know
But then i remembered, maybe he has a wife?
So then i said
“hey santa, so you and mrs. clause never had children
Was that a conscious decision
Or was there like a health issue there?”
“or are the elves your children
And you keep trying to make a tall one?”
Oh no…
Then what happened?
He asked me what my name was and i said beth
And he said “get away from me beth.”
I don’t think i’m on good terms with santa
Santa
But it gets worse
’cause then i said
“sorry santa, we’ll leave you alone
But just so you know, you’re zipper is down.”
And he said
“no no, that’s just the fuzzy seame on my santa suit”
And i said
“no look!”
And then i touched him down there
Why?!
I don’t know!
Because my brain doesn’t work!
We really blew it with santa
Santa
He thinks i’m a dodo
He thinks i’m a doof
My, oh my, what’s that sound on the roof?
Ho ho ho!
Santa!
Prancer said i should give you one more chance
After all, it is christmas
It’s not our fault santa
We’re not good in crowds
We never know what we’ll say out loud
All is forgiven, in fact i bring gifts
As a thank you for this jazzy christmas
Riff!
Wow!
What do you say?
My wife
Try again
Thank you santa
We’re weird, but we love you!
Hey, santa’s a little weird too, hehe
Merry christmas
Merry christmas
Merry christmas!
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