Billericay Dickie Lyrics – Billy Bragg
Singer: Billy Bragg
Title: Billericay Dickie
Good evening, I’m from Essex
In case you couldn’t tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I’m doing very well
Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanors
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena
Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy floss is sticky
I’m not a blinking thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
I bought a lot of Brandy
When I was courting Sandy
To aim to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Anothеr thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her and Mandy
Shе didn’t half go bandy
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever took the mickey
I’m not a flipping thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
I’d rendezvous with Janet
Quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet
She wasn’t half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it
Her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet
She bruised her pomegranate
Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever shaped up tricky
I’m not a blooming thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
You should never hold a candle
If you don’t know where it’s been
The jackpot is in the handle
On a normal fruit machine
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
Who’s their favorite brickie
I’m not a common thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
I know a lovely old toe rag
Obliging and noblesse
Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you’d never guess
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
A fine pair of squeaky chickies
I’m not a flaming thicky
I’m Billericay Dickie
And I’m doing very well
Oh golly, oh gosh
Come lie on the couch
With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham-on-Crouch
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I ain’t a slouch
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
About Billericay Dickie
I ain’t an effing thicky
You ask Joyce and Vicky
And I’m doing very well
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