Lyrics Biz Markie – I Need A Haircut

I Need A Haircut Lyrics – Biz Markie

Singer: Biz Markie
Title: I Need A Haircut

G-goobely-goo
Ah-h-h-hm
Ah yeah
Now check it out

I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
Whether I’m constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea

Even if you don’t think it’s funky fresh, and
To all the little kids I’m makin a good impression
Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I hope my legendary style of rap lives on

This’s a hidden secret where classics come from
Everybody has done it, even my man run
Only in there I am the king of the throne
Hey, hey, you know I can’t be alone

No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
That’s the only way that I can get privacy
And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see…

Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo…

Yo, bust it
Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath

All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
What if I put a hype beat with the “p-pf 1-2”?
Then I write some words, so I really can use it

I think I would name this one make the music
Like if I was the man that they call clark kent
Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
Then I come out on stage like superman

But never show the people my masterplan
Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
Only think I’m doin, is movin bowels
A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it

Only thing I can say is…
I’m sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap

I got a doodoo
Doodoo
Doo-oo-oo
Doo-doo-doo-doo

Rrrhaaa
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