Captain Mario Lyrics – Breeze2dope
Singer: Breeze2dope
Title: Captain Mario
Captain Mario
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You just can’t save a ho Captain Mario you don’t want to start a war over a wh#re she’s not worth fighting for she’s f#cking some dinosaur you need to let the b#tch go Captain Mario you just can’t save a ho
1st Verse
King Bowser said this ho doesn’t obey but your midget #ss came running up trying to save the day I never saw you with a b#tch I thought you were gay why else would any princess always try to get away all she does is b#tch and complain and use you for her own personal gain why you giving in to Peach’s every need why’s she leaving you alone to suffer and bleed maybe Bowser just wasn’t hitting it right because every time they have a fight the ho wants to spend the night keep on trying to pursue her because you’ll never do her you smell like manure like you’ve been playing in a f#cking sewer
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2nd Verse
Donkey Kong dated the ho for a long time until the promiscuous princess changed her mind why you trying to change a ho’s life for the better why you wasting time and coins when she doesn’t want to be together lava ghost and goombas try to kill you every week you did a whole lot of sh#t for just a kiss on the cheek while you’re getting played like a kazoo she’s banging everybody but you Shyguy’s hit it too Peach is taking everything you own and you think you’ve got a shot with her in the friend zone fighting for a wh#re what a stupid decision because no ho is worth going to prison
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Song Title: Captain Mario
Album: 8-Bit Bullets
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