Grand Theft Panties Lyrics – Buster Cheeks
Singer: Buster Cheeks
Title: Grand Theft Panties
Well, there was this chick i was seeing
And for one reason or another, she needed to borrow a pair of panties
Mm, i’ve got my favorite panties and they sit up on that shelf right there
I told her: “you can borrow those pair of panties on one condition, that you bring ’em straight back to me soon as you’re done with ’em”
She put ’em on, and sure enough, they hugged great on her
But that don’t change the fact
She took my loner pair of panties
It was grand theft panties in the first degree
Yeah, i miss ’em so much quite obviously
She took my favorite pair of panties right away from me
Yeah, i had a loner pair of panties that i love so much
They fit real good, no matter whose butt
Well, i loan ’em out all over town
And your skirts, daisies and wedding gowns
They always made it back, guaranteed
’til i loaned ’em to the devil and she took ’em from me
She took my loner pair of panties
It was grand theft panties in the first degree
Yeah, i miss ’em so much quite obviously
She took my favorite pair of panties right away from me
I used to throw heaters in your catcher’s mitt
But now i get sick at the thought of it
’cause she’s walking around in panties she stole
I shoulda never put my pole in her fishing hole
’cause she ain’t got the sense that god gave a goose
But she’s wearing my panties on her tiny caboose
She took my loner pair of panties
It was grand theft panties in the first degree
Yeah, i miss ’em so much quite obviously
She took my favorite pair of panties right away from me
I had a loner pair of chonies that i’ll never forget
She rode me like a pony then she up and split
Well, you’d think your something slick
But you’re really just a hit
Now i want my panties back, and there better be no tears
She took my loner pair of panties
It was grand theft panties in the first degree
Yeah, i miss ’em so much quite obviously
She took my favorite pair of panties right away from me
Ay, give me back my panties g#dd#mn it!
If you don’t give me back my panties right now, i don’t know what i might do
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