Motherbanger Lyrics – Chris Morris
Singer: Chris Morris
Title: Motherbanger
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Well my mother is a wh#re
Let me tell you more
My mother did something to me
When I was 23
She spilled a cup of tea
All over my knee
I said “Mother, oh my GAAAAAWD
WHAT HAVE YOU Done?”
She said “Nevermind son, let’s have some fun
Your pantaloon’s undone
I can see you’re well-hung”
And then she fiddled with my cords
And then she RAGHGFGFGHFHF
My mother gummed my weapon
This is the dawning of the age of King Oedipus
King Oedipus, I need a puss
My mother’s just as good as any other
Shе drives me wild
Like a HYEEENAAA
Goddamit! Lеt’s get hispanic!
Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, me mama es une whora
Uh-ha-ha, uh-ha-ha, me espanol es muy poora
Ever since I’ve been at my mother’s nipple
Guess I’ve been a dipole
Now I’m fully converted, I’m heavily perverted
Like I wanna have sex with a mutant ibex
Wanna whack my wand in the nearest pond
Wanna stick my spear in a stingray’s ear
Now my mother got jealous of my new bedfellows
Started pickin’ an argument
She said “Son, you’re bent”
So I said “RAGHHHHHHHHHHH”
She said “Don’t wanna cause offence, but you’re makin’ no sense”
So I said “YARGHHHHH”
She said “Don’t wanna cause friction, but where’s your diction?”
I said “YEAHHHHHHFHGHGHGGGG”
She said “Express yourself another way, we’re dumb choanotaenia”
So I shot her
And some blood spilled from her vest
She said “Son, there’ll be no more incest”
I said “I know mother, that’s why I keel ya
Preparin’ your dyin’ body for necrophilia”
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