No Maidens Lyrics – Crispy Concords
Singer: Crispy Concords
Title: No Maidens
All in her ear like I’m Paul Revere
She don’t wanna f#ck me, she queer
Send ’em to war, I ain’t talkin’ about civil
Been on a streak like a hellstorm missile
Stay on the bus and you talk to Mrs. Frizzle
I hop out the whip like it’s abyssal
Steppin’ on ’em, lil’ b#tch you a Tom Ford
Make ’em battle like {?} concord
Dump your tea in the ocean
Jerk off your musket with no lotion
Who the f#ck you think you taxin’?
Redcoats actin’ up, bout to get a slashin’
Sneak in the castle, Queen of England gonna get some action
With yo girl and we signin’ this declaration
Carrier pigeon sprеadin’ misinformation
Load up the musket, I ain’t talkin’ bout Elon
I got a stick she could feel on
I’m ridin’ my horsе like a nissan
These boys are some mustard, some dijon
Call me boy George, load up the canon
Catch you in the field, slap you with a salmon
Your b#tch wants to steal my pantaloons
Goin’ on the Brits, call me John C. Baboon
Pull out my cup of tea, I’m shootin’ violently
Ridin’ my horse, I’m not flying this privately
My maiden loyal, she never would lie to me
In 1800s, robs banks up on Iverly
Gotta war a wig, where’s my privacy doe?
Wooden teeth but got no lice in this fro
Mustache like the Monopoly bro
My horse got crash, it’s on top of me doe
Can’t feel my legs and it looks like I’m dead
All of the blood rushin’ straight to my head
No doctor in sight and no help is around me
I am so foolish, I’m down with the clownery
Paul Revere, f#ck outta here
Boutta tell yo girl that I am the loudest here
When the British ain’t comin’, Yo b#tch is cummin’
Yo p#ss# #ss ain’t allowed in here
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