Morning Flush Lyrics – Cyanide and Silicone
Singer: Cyanide and Silicone
Title: Morning Flush
Walk into the baffroom, slip, badababoom
Dale’s drool spit on the floor cause he sh#t and he’s sore
I just went ahead and closed the f#cking door
And dropped my drawers
A good needed morning flush is important
Poopy poopy but cause the toilet won’t flush
If i’m holding in a dump then you know i’m kind of f#cked
Cause joey’s f#cking butt dump kind of f#cking stunk
What, clogging up the drain it’s big brown bass stunk
Dubby sh#ts to the power of nine k9’s i ain’t lying
Walls be bumping harder than the bassline
I clean the f#cking seat every morning because my piss leaks
My piss reeks like joseph’s sh#t and f#cking dish sink
My brain’s like an #ssh#l# it’s holding sh#t back
I’m in the middle of the playground, the bubble guts attack
God damn, what the f#ck did i have for breakfast?
Coffee and some donuts, cheerios the best, b#tch
Huh, good thing i drank bang energy
To be frank, i got a chocolate hot dog
Got your from your mom at the toilet at red lobster
I got it at 11 a.m. so it’s still counting as a f#cking morning flush
My sh#t hairy, i named it potter
6 in the morning i had a crazy thought
Should i puke, should i piss, should i sh#t in the pot?
I don’t know dude, someone f#cking jizzed on the lid
It’s a little bit of joe pubic hair in his sh#t
sh#t fard, f#cking barred by the plunger
f#cking fard like it’s thunder cause i ate all my hunger
I like to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a
And my loofer when i shower cause i take a big poop-a
If it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
If you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
If it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
We’re pissed off a lot, and we piss on the floor
If it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
If you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
If it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
We’re pissed off a lot, and we piss on the floor
I like toilet humor cause it tickles me pink
I f#cking fart f#cking giggle holy sh#t brian stinks
Hey dale, let me in on a verse, make it work
I’m the king of holy butts and f#cking tooting my turds
Got the boys bathroom moving like a cattle ranch
Laying logs in the toilet and they big as a branch
No f#cking morning flush, i leave sitting in the bowl
So the next mother f#cker see it stinking up and old, uh
Am i wiping my #ss or am i wiping a marker?
Is this my parkinson’s? i cannot f#cking tell, i wipe harder
And joey-boey comes-a-knocking
Heh-hey brian, i gotta sh#t
I gotta toot my f#cking butt and f#cking butt out all my sh#t
Wiping harder and harder and i’m a bit of a farter
I f#cking pfft-pfff, and i don’t mean to alarm
I see the preps, i give them swirlies in the toilet i just shitted in
A morning sh#t it is, i really got to get my shittings in
When they see joe coming they just lock the bathroom door
Cause when i get into that b#tch i piss and sh#t all on the floor
They ask for more
Like joe-boe’s kitchen handing out the wackest porridge
I just pour it super slow and blow a fart because i’m bored
That’s who i am, and if it hasn’t proved it yet
My saucy #ss is coming back and running fat in full effect
And i just drum up on the track like i got cowbells on my chest
And if your girlies coming over i just groom my face and nuts
I morning flush, b#tch
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