17 micro-songs to boost your mood Lyrics – Daniel Thrasher
Singer: Daniel Thrasher
Title: 17 micro-songs to boost your mood
This one goes out to everybody with an arch-nemesis! A-five, six, seven, well
The best revenge is a life well-lived, in the other guy’s house, with the other guy’s wife
My friends have dreams about pretty girls
But I have dreams about cupping handfuls of my own teeth
Whenever I get a LinkedIn request
My brain goes beep beep, fax fax
I’m a little businessman
If we share fifty percent of our DNA with bananas
How come human flesh doesn’t taste good in smoothies?
Bee-dee-bee-bee-boo-boo
Chipotle aïoli is just spicy mayo for people who wear top hats
There are more chickens than there’s people in the world
We’ll soon become the nuggets
And they’ll become the nugget-makers
If a girl asks you if she should get bangs
Do not answer it’s a trap
I had a dream that I was on a date with one of the Charmin’ bears
And she refused to stop talkin’ about how clean her butthole was
Your bones are wet
Just think about how wet your bones are
Wet wet wet, little bones
So many baby carrots in the bag
Where are their carrot parents
Tasty orange orphans
Dip ‘em in ranch
DIP ‘EM IN RAAAA-
Why’s it called the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees dont f#ck?
Don’t ever tell me that a door is ajar
It’s a door, not a jar
Do I look stupid to you
When the guy in the movie
Says the name of the movie
It’s like, “Wow, that’s the name of the movie!”
Why we do think Cookie Monster is a monster?
Aren’t we the monsters?
There’s a dude’s hand inside his skin
Si me puebla itinerer
Bia combre Marco Polo piñata
Ejo Mexico porte
Every white kid has done karate
Just ask a white kid, he’s probably done karate
But if you were to fight a white kid who’s done karate
You’d probably beat the white kid who’s done karate, yeah
Hi-ya!
Scooby Dooby Doo, Scooby Dooby Doo, Scooby Dooby DONT… do drugs
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