Story of 100-0 Percent Lyrics – Doctor Shoeb
Singer: Doctor Shoeb
Title: Story of 100-0 Percent
Subha ka vo time mjhe jaana jb bhi school tha
Mai text karu check good morning ka usool tha
Vo kya meri zindagi vo dost mere bahot the
Parr bandi thi vo meri bs uska guroor tha
Ye dost mere bole ki tu jake usse baat krr
Sapne dekhu uske mai khuli aankho jaagkr
Vo saatvi ka try aur baarvi mein boli haa
Fir shaq hone laga khud apni aukaat parr
Bandi ab vo meri jo saatvi se crush thi
Jaan meri basti jb karti vo blush thi
Khat likhu subha uske uthne se phle
Screenshot bhi lelu video call pejb hasti
Subha jaate ride pe aur call pe hm raat bhar
Shaam ki thi ice cream kehti mjhe daant kar
Sagi bhen boli bhai vo ladki sahi nahi
Gusse mein aake kara behno se baat band
Kehti thi le jaana ghar mujhe
Kehti thi ldka tu sabse alg h
Kehti thi ladna tu chorde londo se
Meri wjh se toh ye sb kch galat h
Kehta tha saath tu chorna ni bs
Juice vo peeti aur deta tha chaanv mai
Khaane ka shauk tha usko bhi bhot
“bahar ko aaya kch leta aaun mai?”
Bola mene pyaar se us ladke se baat nai
Haa bola usne aur raat gyi baat gyi
Call kara mene pucha kidhr busy madam
Boli mummy thi call pe zyda kch khaas nai
Holi ka vo din mene dekha use bike pe
Jhuthi ksm khake boli bade mere bhai the
Figure out kara mene diya tbhi proof
Usne call kari cut boli prob bhot hai life mein
Text nahi aate aur call ki toh baat door
Gusse mein thi uska cute sa thi right dude
Baat thi ye choti aese ho chuki pehle
Aaya krishna ka call bola “bhabhi khadi high spoon”
Sath mein ni koi bs wahi wala ldka hai
Hass rhe dono, “bro bhai ho skta hai”
Bola mene aesa taaki bache uski repo
Tbhi call aaya finally khushi se bola hello
Beat switched:
Call gaya cut bs body paseene tak
Kaanp raha haath paao upar se neche tak
Aese achnk mzk mein thi boli?
Sar pakda mai betha tha neeche ke zeene par
Kisse mai bolu ki kisse mai kahu
Mai jaane anjaane mein rou ki daru
Mai kaha ko jake mai dhondhunga lahu
Ya rote andaaz mein call mai karu?
Na smjha tha aese mein sch bhi kese ye
Boli thi serious ki boli thi gusse mein
Aankho mein aansu mai betha bekabu
Ye baatein jo hori mai kisse bata du
Hatasha mai taaku ye gardish mein hoke
Sitare the neeche vo raat mein khoke
Mai haara sawaara tha table pe soya
Ye sapne hi h toh fir jaldi se toote
Tb aankh khuli aur panic mein feel tha
Morning ka text aur laal dil seen tha
Call milake mai naakhun chabara
Vo grahak h vyast ye mjhe bata rha
Savare ko jake tb call tha aaya
Mai bhaag ke jaake mai call uthaya
Mai bolu ki roun fir use smjhaya
Ki baat hain tere pe mjhe bataya kya?
Adi thi apni bs karna khtm tha
Mai reason jb puchu toh boli “smj na”
Mai socha tu hogi bs thoda sa gussa
Vo boli “tu jane kya mera hai chalna”
Achank se kese, jb sb kch waha tha
“ye meri hai marzi, “yes” mene kaha tha”
Mai pita tha hockey se 16 vo ldko se
Hasi aur boli vo “mene kaha tha kya?”
Pagal hai kya tune socha bhi kese ye
Jo bhi tu bolegi hoga kya vese be?
Feeling hai teri toh meri bhi hogi
Vo tera hai headache ye mjhe kya padi be
Reason tu de aese jaane mai dunga ni
Nayi pata lo na mujhse ab hoga ni
Beheno se lada tha tere hi liye
Vo boli “so what? abhi apne mein rona ni”
Tjhe smjh mein aarha hai tu bolna kya chah ri hai
Clear hai mujhko ye dikkt tmhari hai
Pyaari thi tu toh ye kesi tu hogyi
“yr khatm hai sb kch ab bhulne ki baari hai”
Kese mai bhulu mai apne mein batunga
Changin yourself? mai toh feel se harunga
Smjhe ki koshish tu krra ni shoeb
Tu zyda bolegi toh nass bhi katunga
*doctor…. fck it*
Bandi hai teri ye gaano mein aake mai laashe uthata ye baato mein nai
Haatho mein aari, mai dunga ni maut ye londe bhi jaane shoeb doctor wahi
Mana kara tha vo londe se baate nhi, pata chala usi londe se cheat
Bolna zruri ye cover kiya baaki sbhi ko malum mai deta nai bheekh
Future hu aesa ye bolu mai “will” har gaano hain oscar, drill pe maut
“now” ki baatein h, darne ki baat nai, maarunga thappad, ho chris ya rock
Haafte haaf gye jaagte baaz nai, bolenge block par karenge stalk
Ban ho jane do 10 ya saal ko, jaden bhi jane ki “doc” hai jod
Kare bhi toh baatein mjhe dekhe bhi toh bhaage tbhi dikhte vo londe bole speed pe hack
Aage peeche kare mere fark mjhe padta ni maange parr diya kbhi follow ni back
Swollow the fact, dhool chakhani, bhul karani, tarr harami, dil dukha ni
Inqalab hai sarr jhuka ni
Bole mjhe bhrashtachari jal ka paani
Kese bharu mann ki haami
Feel mein laani
Tbhi likhu aag si vaani
Tilmila ni
Yaad mjhe kl ki taleem, maa ke naam ki
Kill kru jb pe saanp hi, bolke ameen
Pen meri likhte ja rhi, call me jarvis
Lagta mai joke pe harley, beat pe marley
Naaaaa
Chahta mai hasu ye gaano mein aake tu mjhe na jaane toh bol na be
Chillar aawaz ye note pehchane ni aage badho ni hai khulla be
Khali dimaag shaitan ka ghar, vo devil hi sath toh bhul na be
Pade hain calls, mai deta ni f#ck, muh pe hi astagfirullah be
Devil boy kaash smjha diya hota
Tera baap bhi soche hila liya hota
Opp karu shock, jaw karu drop, game kare hop, dikhti hai maut, sbko hai khauf kyu
Harkate mop, target hai lock, dikhta na hot, phatti hai bhot, jalta hai roz tu
Open mai bolu ki aim mera shay hai
Naam tera abhay tere naam mein hi bhay h
Kese mai bolu vo aath the dost khade the saath tb koi ni harmony
Ek tha toilet mein, ek tha chat pe bole the mjhse ki banda ni mamuli
Smjha mai baat aur kara tha grind, ab pade hain call mai deta ni f#ck
Laashe uthata mai londo se leke ye doctor hai sath toh darna ni maa boli
#story
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