Niko vs. Markiplier Lyrics – Epic Rap Battles of Bruh
Singer: Epic Rap Battles of Bruh
Title: Niko vs. Markiplier
Emergency meeting, niko is sus
I have reason to believe he is the imposter among us
You might think you’re fire, but i’m truly hot
I got aids and was put down with a morphine shot
The og mc mark, i suggest you fall back
That giant light bulb you carry looks like a ballsack
I gave your mom a hickey, call that the bite of ’87
Only took me ‘one-shot’ to get that stupid b#tch pregnant
You’re an #ss on the track, i could call you fartiplier
You keep spazzing out like what you do when you hand someone fliers
Wanna talk about balls? just trust me, you don’t want this
I’ll raise my foot and kick you in your tiny unus annus
Watched your fnaf videos, and i got a little shocked
The king? yeah buddy, you’re the king of sucking cocks
Can markipliеr spit bars? well i’ve got the answеr
You’re less spitting sick, and more f#cking lung cancer
They call you the messiah? that’s kinda got me riled
The only jesus christ i serve is the one inside the bible
Now i respect all religions, but it might get kinda spooky
If the world has a first, second, and a third dookie
Are you a cat or a human? i can’t f#cking tell
It makes me so angry, i kind of want to yell
Your game has no relevance while i keep getting bigger
Won’t pass the mic to you, it’s my turn to go
You’ve got period blood hair, you should clean that up fast
You’ve got a square head, and also a square #ss
You don’t know how to rap, look this sh#t isn’t fire
Why don’t you leave this battle and bring in f#cking darkiplier?
Your last name is funny, and you love to suck dicks
What kind of dumbass moron likes to drink his own f#cking piss?
Hacked into your computer, and what the f#ck dude?
Why do you have a folder full of jacksepticeye nudes?
Among us! among us! the impostor is among us
Markiplier is a f#cking fatass like big chungus
{i}you’re so gay i bet you have a h#mosexual lover
I’m going to ‘crew-mate’ with your hot #ss mother{/i}
Emergency meeting, i think we’ve found our liar
He’s moving around sus, and i think he faked wires
{i}what a shocking turn, this was certainly unexpected
Now it’s time for us to leave your stupid #ss ejected!{/i}
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