Lyrics Epic Rap Battles of Extreme – Jack Sparrow vs Jack Harkness

Jack Sparrow vs Jack Harkness Lyrics – Epic Rap Battles of Extreme

Singer: Epic Rap Battles of Extreme
Title: Jack Sparrow vs Jack Harkness

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
VS!
JACK HARKNESS
BEGIN!

Hey, the name’s Harkness, bout to kick this pirate’s grill
Blah blah, Torchwood Aliens, you won’t remember with this pill
I’ve been to the past and future and adventures like you never knew!
Yes, I might be gay, but I could still get more p#ss# than you

You’re a par-ate, I’ll Johnny Step on you with my boots
Shoot you up like World War 2, white men in suits
You’re a f#cking retard, more irrelevant than Merle
So shut the hell up and come lick my black pearls

Welcome to the Caribbean Hark, get ready to be beheaded
Because by the end of this battle, your defeat is gonna be dreaded
You became a gay role model, no wonder your fanbase is queer
My pirate crew will kick your ass; call it “Jack” up of the year!

You scurvy ridden wannabe captain, I’ll make you walk the plank
My series is dominant, while your ship has sank
You’re loved by teenage girls, but in the Seven Seas I’m feared
Why am I wasting my time with you? I’d rather face Blackbeard

Mr. Sparrow, let me tell you something, a little wordie
Why the hell do you jack off to your small little birdie?
I’ll leave you suffering like Owen when he became ever death
This is the 21st century, I’m ready, there’s no time left

You’re gonna need a doctor, I’m f#cking invincible
This American’s gonna f#ck you till your #ss is full
Come at me Captain Crunch, you’ll have to bury me alive
Call me Rasputin, b#tch, because I can never die!

You may never die, but if you did you wouldn’t go up above
Younger looking than your daughter? Next time, don’t fall in love!
You’ll be needing a Miracle Day to get out of this battle intact
You may never die once again, but I’ll stick kick your #ss

Stop it with the long World War 2 coats you queer
I know you feel the agony of living, but I’m what you fear
You got your whole team killed by your brother, Rich
I’m the original Captain Jack, you’re just a Doctor Who spinoff sh#t!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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