Maine Turnpike Romeo Lyrics – Gary Marshall Ellis
Singer: Gary Marshall Ellis
Title: Maine Turnpike Romeo
Maine Turnpike Romeo
Why’d you steal my girl?
Coulda had alotta harlots
Up in your backwoods world
Maine Turnpike Romeo
You took my girlfriend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
You coulda had alotta bimbos, in Bangor
Or a cheap thrill in Waterville
You coulda got a callgirl, in Kennebunkport
Picked up a 〈.?.〉 at Portland Bar and Grill
Coulda stopped in Kittery, turned around and gone back
But you drove down to Maponsett Street
And hustled my woman into the sack
Maine Turnpike Romeo
Why’d you steal my girl?
Coulda had alotta harlots
Up in your backwoods world
Maine Turnpike Romeo
You took my girlfriend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
You were trolling for playerfish
Castin’ out on the internet
Why was my girlfriend
The only fish you could get
Could’ve gone back to your crazy wife
You could’ve stopped the divorce
You wined and dined my girlfriend
For some interstate intercourse
Maine Turnpike Romeo
Why’d you steal my girl?
Coulda had alotta harlots
Up in your backwoods world
Maine Turnpike Romeo
You took my girlfriend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
She lied to you
She lied to me
She lied to guy in New York
She cheated on me
She cheated on you
She cheated on a guy in New York
Maine Turnpike Romeo
Why’d you steal my girl?
Coulda had alotta harlots
Up in your backwoods world
Maine Turnpike Romeo
You took my girlfriend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
If I knew who the hell you are
Revenge is what you’d get
I’d lose you in those Haynesville Woods
Or in the Brownville Pit
She got caught cheating on me
Christmas weekend, she brought you home
I got a broken heart on Christmas Street, Christmas Eve
After you went back to Maine alone
Maine Turnpike Romeo
Why’d you steal my girl?
Coulda had alotta harlots
Up in your backwoods world
Maine Turnpike Romeo
You took my girlfriend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
She played you
She played me
She played a guy in New York
She’s done this before
She’ll do it again
She’s not as innocent as you thought
Maine Turnpike Romeo
Why’d you steal my girl?
Coulda had alotta harlots
Up in your backwoods world
Maine Turnpike Romeo
You took my girlfriend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
You made a long drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
You made a long damn drive, down 95
Just to ruin my Christmas weekend
Maine Turnpike Romeo, why’d you steal my girl?
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