The Sour Patch Kidnapper Lyrics – Gas Station Encounters
Singer: Gas Station Encounters
Title: The Sour Patch Kidnapper
Take off my shades
Look at the counter
Pull up my trousers
I am a villain
I’m something like Bowser
I just want something that’s sour
Something that I can devour
I just want something to eat
Munchin for free
A chump and a coward
Come in to scour
Looking around and around so I guess that that makes me a browser
What’s over here?
Oh that’s just beer
Nope I am good on the downers
I have been smoking for hours
Smoking and choking on flowers
I got the munchies yea I want some gummies
My tummy needs something for power
Maybe some Now or
Laters
Browsing flavors
All these options
Are outrageous
Where’s my favoritеs
I can’t take it
If I find em
I ain’t paying
“Alright… wherе are they at? There’s no way they don’t have em… what do they got here? Ooo Swedish Fish… I’ll take a bag of those and… oh snap!”
I found the stash
Of the Sour Patch
Give a counter glance
And now’s my chance
You know what I’m thinking
Put the kids in my pocket
Pay for fish then I’m leaving
I’m a heathen when I’m thieving
I’m stealing this for no reason
And matter fact now I’m thinking
I need a drink for the drinking
I’m peeping at all the beverages
Seeking the ones with energy
Steadily look in every
Cooler but where the heck is the
Red Bull
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