Lyrics Gilbert and Sullivan – If Somebody There Chanced to Be

If Somebody There Chanced to Be Lyrics – Gilbert and Sullivan

Singer: Gilbert and Sullivan
Title: If Somebody There Chanced to Be

If somebody there chanced to be
Who loved me in a manner true
My heart would point him out to me
And I would point him out to you

But here it says of those who point
Their manners must be out of joint
You may not point –
You must not point –

It’s manners out of joint
To point!
Ah!
Had I the love of such as he

Some quiet spot he’d take me to
Then he could whisper it to me
And I could whisper it to you
But whispering, I’ve somewhere met

Where can it bе
Now let me see –
Yes, yеs! It’s contrary to etiquette!
If any well-bred youth I knew

Polite and gentle, neat and trim
Then I would hint as much to you
And you could hint as much to him
But here it says, in plainest print

“It’s most unladylike to hint” –
You may not hint
You must not hint –
It says you mustn’t hint

In print!
Ah!
And if I loved him through and through –
Then I could speak of it to you

And you could speak of it to him
But here I find it doesn’t do
To speak until you’re spoken to
Where can it be?

Now let me see –
Yes, yes! “Don’t speak until you’re spoken to!”
Find more lyrics at lyrics.jspinyin.net

You can purchase their music thru 
Amazon Music  Apple Music
Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate and an Apple Partner, we earn from qualifying purchases
Other Popular Songs:
Boondox - Angel Like
Brotherhood of Man - Spring of 1912

Lyrics Gilbert and Sullivan – If Somebody There Chanced to Be

Kindly like and share our content. Please follow our site to get the latest lyrics for all songs.

We don’t provide any MP3 Download, please support the artist by purchasing their music 🙂

You can purchase their music thru 
Amazon Music  Apple Music
Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate and an Apple Partner, we earn from qualifying purchases