Bad Shit Lyrics – Heathcliff Beefcliff
Singer: Heathcliff Beefcliff
Title: Bad Shit
Bad sh#t
A lot of bad sh#t (aye)
Bad sh#t
A lot of bad sh#t (okay)
I’ve done some bad sh#t
All throughout my life
But i never do drugs
And i never hit my wife
I’ve never done cocaine
But i’ve had a coca-cola
sh#t made me go insane
Climbed a tree like a koala
Once i smoked some grass
That i picked up from my lawn
I put it in a bong
Then i smoked it with my mom
I took percocet
After wisdom teeth surgery
It was without urgency
That sh#t didn’t work for me
I used to use ster#ids
Like dhea
Then i used accutane
That sh#t turned me gay
I don’t do lsd
But i do drink my pee
And a blood pressure pill
Makes me see a dancing monkey
I’ve never tried opium
I never needed any copium
But i have chronic diarrhea
So i often take imodium
Never drank alcohol
Not a drop, not at all
But i have gotten c#ck
From a guy at the mall
Free samples of food court chicken!
I’ve never kissed a girl
But i once kissed my mom
It left me traumatized
Like the war in vietnam
Bad sh#t
A lot of bad sh#t (aye)
Bad sh#t
A lot of bad sh#t (okay)
I’ve done some bad sh#t
All throughout my life
But i never do drugs
And i never hit my wife
I once saw a girl
And said “hey, you look hot”
I offered her some water
And she kicked me in my c#ck
I once f#cked a child
But that child was myself
Put a toy up my butt
Then i couldn’t get it out
I once wore my underwear
For two days straight
Then i woke up on the third day
And i was gay
I refuse to fornicate
So i never had a date
But i once had a doctor
Play with my prostate
I don’t piss in the bowl
I pee on the seat
And sometimes in my drawers
At night while i sleep
I’ve never had sex
I’ve never got laid
But i got a pokédex
And it’s got your girl’s name
Yes i’ve been to prison
Yes i’ve been to jail
But i was innocent
So why the f#ck was i there
Home depot stall diarrhea on a toilet seat
I couldn’t help myself sh#t happened accidentally
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