When There’s Tears In The Eyes Of A Potato Lyrics – Hoosier Hot Shots
Singer: Hoosier Hot Shots
Title: When There’s Tears In The Eyes Of A Potato
Johnny said goodbye, to his sweetie-pie
He said: “I’ll be back in 90 years”
She said: “Listen John, you’ll miss me when you’re gone
You’re gonna weep a bucket full of tears”
Ah Johnny said: “You know my love is cold” (ha)
“So listen woman, while I get you told”
When the teeth of a comb begin to chatter
And a river’s mouth can sing a {?}
When all fat men are trying to get fatter
And plumbers always bring their tools along (along)
When a bird has to use an elevator
And the fire engines all are painted blue
Whеn there’s tears in thе eyes of a potato
Then I’ll be crying for you
Now, when the bed of a river needs a blanket
And the leaves of every book turn red in the fall
When the vinegar’s mother starts to spank it
And statues come a-running when you call (ha ha)
Now when the Eskimos buy a refrigerator
And the foot of a mountain needs a shoe
When there’s tears in the eyes of a potato (spud)
Then I’ll be crying for you
When there’s tears in the eyes of a potato
Then I’ll be crying for you (for you, for you) (ha ha ha) (ha ha ha)
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