If the planets had BARS Lyrics – Keats
Singer: Keats
Title: If the planets had BARS
So you’ve probably heard that Saturn got a huge shoutout from NASA, so to celebrate we’re going to rap on one of his beats. Now everyone must participate and we’re gonna go in solar system order
(Aye, I can spit somethin’?) Yeah, just go after Nep and before Pluto. (Say less.) Saturn, take it away!
I’m the Sun and I’m the leader
I really run the show so I’m that guy like Peter
Giving Pluto smoke, know I am that heater
And I always got the time like a curbside meter
Retrograde, I’ll spin the block real quick
I’ll mess up that new car and that new side chick
On my queen like tip, know your Sun like this
I don’t need no gravity cuz I got G’s on deck
Yo, it’s V, you know I’m 900 degrees
I’m a real hot girl, got some Meg type knees
Got them boys shook cuz I am fertility
Anybody touchin’ Nep, they gon’ have to see me
Young Earth, population 7 billy
Climate change bars got my whole zone litty
It’s a melt down, we should really get busy
I got polar bears hot when they need to be chilly
Yo, It’s Mars, got the planet over war
Got like 5 rovers, it’s a MTV tour
Givin’ Earth rocks, he been feenin’ since the 80’s
When Elon come thru tell him bring me all the ladies
Big Ju, got the gas on deck
Second biggest in the room, don’t know how to slight flex
Lookin’ at my body, yo it’s like a nude set
Saturn give ’em (6 Rings!) and it’s on to the next
Okay, call me anything but Ur-anus
I got ice all on my body, ain’t seen my jeweler in ages
I spin different, not like a microwavable plate is
Sun had to drop a bag in order for me to say this
Neptune, rain diamonds on my surface
I’m equipped with the drip, I ain’t never had to purchase
Hair laid down, know the braids look perfect
Got Venus on my hip so I had to cop the Birkin
Aye, yo it’s Percy, got the deals on deck
Know I keep my lemon pepper with the blue cheese, wet
I’m a space hit man, I’ma get that check
And when Nep done with Venus I’ma hit that next
Yo it’s Pluto and I’m purple like a nurple
And I’m highly underrated, I’m the planetary Urkle
And my orbit makes me dizzy, I go up and down in circles
And the Sun is always coming for my neck, I’m like a turtle
He’s abusive with the verbal, under his skin like a dermal
(Gimme that!) Hey, I wasn’t done!
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