Doomsday the Musical Lyrics – Kollektivet
Singer: Kollektivet
Title: Doomsday the Musical
Despite claims of superstition
A major meteorite is heading towards Earth
Destined to destroy life as we know it
So it was indeed, the Mayans, that were right all along
Religious leaders are calling it quote: “A bummer”
Forgive me Rabbi for asking, but if this is it-
We’re all just gonna die
Then all that stuff about the judgment and heaven
That was all a lie
It’s not what it says in the Torah
Not a single believer was right
So why have I wasted my life on this
If the answer’s a meteorite?
All the time I’ve wasted
Thinking Jews was “it”
After all it turns out, that the Mayans was the sh#t
Oh no more Mr. Jewboy
Goodbye kosher, farewell lies
If this is the doomsday
Then I’ll live it like the last day of my life
I’ve never tasted pork meat
Well here’s a chop for you
Never tasted vodka
Or partied all night through (Let’s go!)
I’m sick of you Mr. Bossface
Just kick him in the balls (OK!)
It’s over now Mrs. Wifet#ts
And you can keep the kids
‘Cause now it’s serious me-time
No more need to pray
We should thank the Mayans
For this ego-tripping, fabulous doomsday
And now, the incredible Lederhosen Four and their
Grave-tapping extravaganza
I could get in serious trouble for dancing on graves guys!
Not today you won’t! Cause this here is the right doomsday to do it!
Of course you might say, dancing on graves
Sort of is lame, doesn’t matter ‘cause tomorrow
Ain’t coming!
Anyway!
Squabiddy do bop
Bobbidy do bop yeah!
I never respected the Buddha
Don’t let fat people lead you astray
I get raging boners at public pools
I’M GAY!!!
See the world (See the world)
And laugh at the starving children
Hear the roar (Hear the roar)
Of the last white tiger as it’s shot
And I wish I’d seen proper festive fireworks
So take me by the hand (Follow me)
To the biggest, most beautiful you’ve ever seen in your life
It’s beautiful Gunther!
So do your worst now tell us
‘Cause I have no regrets
Come on get me, f#ck you Rabbi!
Screw you Jesus, Bossface burn in hell!
Doomsday!
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