The Lockdown Song Lyrics – Les Horribles Cernettes
Singer: Les Horribles Cernettes
Title: The Lockdown Song
Well I’m stuck in Costa Rica with no flights to go back
And I’m lost out in the jungle, feeling under attack
I’m running out of protons now the synchrotron is shut
So I keep fit on the terrace for my arms and my but
But I’m feeling kind of lonely and a little bit blue
And I’m taking to the monkeys ‘coz the Internet’s doomed
Gonna try to ZOOM the girls, I’ve got to try to connect
Though we’re scattered ‘round the world, we are still the Cernettes
We’ll do the lockdown, and we’re fooling around
We’ll do the lockdown, it’s the new thing in town
We’ll do the lockdown, we keep our feet on the ground
The lockdown’s got us spinning, spinning, spinning around
I’m teaching on the internet, I’m zooming online
So I gotta get my curlers out and ditch the red wine
I need an attestation when I’m walking outside
Cause French police are everywhere and I don’t want to get fined
I’m colouring in pictures, bought some new felt tip pens
I’ve made a pile of greeting cards for family and friends
I clap with all the neighbours every evening at eight
While I’m sipping chilled prosecco – it’s my lockdown date
We’ll do the lockdown, and we’re fooling around
We’ll do the lockdown, it’s the new thing in town
We’ll do the lockdown, we keep our feet on the ground
The lockdown’s got us spinning, spinning, spinning around
Well I’ve deep cleaned my oven, microwave and the fridge
And lookin’ to find a course online to learn to play bridge
Tryin’ crystal therapy on my p#ss#cat
Spending many lazy days with her in my habitat
My neighbour plays the bagpipes every Thursday night
In tribute to the NHS, united in the fight
It’s snowin’ cherry blossoms in this part of the world
Let’s just stay connected and we’ll see what unfurls
We’ll do the lockdown, and we’re fooling around
We’ll do the lockdown, it’s the new thing in town
We’ll do the lockdown, we keep our feet on the ground
The lockdown’s got us spinning, spinning, spinning around
Can’t see friends and relatives, don’t even know what day it is
Home schooling is not show biz
But the internet can be quite curative
Social media is where I do all my bids
I feel safe in my little universe
I’m writing tunes and rhyming verse
A click, the World, Amazon at my door
With a mask on my face I’ll open for sure
We’ll do the lockdown, and we’re fooling around
We’ll do the lockdown, it’s the new thing in town
We’ll do the lockdown, we keep our feet on the ground
The lockdown’s got us spinning, spinning, spinning around
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