Call Dr. Calorie Lyrics – Longhare
Singer: Longhare
Title: Call Dr. Calorie
They’re frying burgers at the wholesale church
Where the customer is king and the amens are burps
And you don’t get to choose but you have a big choice
How much would you cash out
To lose weight in a pig out
Eat it in or have take-out
Newly opened, look what a great turnout!
Wrap your sweet tooth in plastic sugar
Meat sticks dipped in dairy
Wave and greet that calorie fairy
You’ll cry later when the robes don’t fit
To lose some pounds you’d have someone’s throat slit
Oh baby, you’re such a treat
Major nutritive values
Proceed on your pleasure cruise
What’s new? That’s not news
You’ve got his number, it’s stuck on your fridge
Contact the doctor, that’s enough
We’ll cross that bridge when we get there
Anything for dessert? I wanna get hurt!
Malorie, my little calorie
Malorie, I’ve lost my key
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