Queso Colleen Lyrics – Lookpastthesweat
Singer: Lookpastthesweat
Title: Queso Colleen
I do not know what to say
I want to run away
He is scaring me, okay?
He is really, really gay
This is the only f#cking way
Jesus loves me and you, okay?
But he doesn’t like Larray
And by Larray, I mean Lawrence
I can’t even finish my sentence
I was sitting on the couch watching I’m Becoming Colleen
I was also eating popcorn, because I am such a queen
But then I heard a knock, and I went to go check
And the next thing that happened, was surprising as freaking heck
It was, my worst, worst nightmare
I wanted to, pull out my hair
OOOOOOO
Looky, looky who it is
He’s at my f#cking doorstep
He hands me a note, and thеn I go and read it
Dear So&So, I’m sorry
Pleasе forgive me, please, please
Add me on Snap, and then I hand it to my bestie
She reads it so quickly, and is so surprised
I open the door again, and there is tears in his eyes
I look down at him with shock, ’cause he’s so damn pathetic
After I’m done with him, zo zu zo, he’ll need a prosthetic leg
Back on track, lookin’ like a sad hoe
He said, “You don’t forgive me do you?”
Heh, b#tch no!
So, then I start laughing and snorting at him
Because of course I don’t forgive him, he needs to work out in the gym
The mental gym, the mental hospital
‘Cause he’s a stupid, stupid, stupid, poopy butthole
Then, all of a sudden
I saw, my bestie came up right to me
She said it was fine
Little Lawrence, zo zu zee
He, said that he f#cked up
He only wanted to be friends with benefits
‘Cause he meant emotionally
That was such a lie
He’s kinky, he scares me, he, he, he scares me
He asked for my besties snap, so she could go text him
That was a motherf#cking lie, she actually hates him
Get ignored, hoe
Our nipples? He wants to squeeze them
He is such a manipulative wh#re, and he smells like taco, in a bag, and sweat, and parmesan cheese
I’m so angry, I hope I never see him again, you f#cking furry, greasy, apple sauce m#th*rf#ck*r
Why do you wanna squeeze our nipples so badly?
You f#cking creep, weirdo, pedo, please never talk to us again
You spicy sweet chilli dorito slob
You don’t forgive me do you? Waaaah shut the actual f#ck up you (Tim Burton!) dumb b#tch
Tim Burton!
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