Soprano’s Lament Lyrics – Marcus Yi
Singer: Marcus Yi
Title: Soprano’s Lament
*note some parts of the song are adlibbed (especially the spoken parts) by performers: the words differ slightly depending on the singer
I hate to complain, but it’s driving me insane
To be born to sing soprano
Altos think im a b#tch
Because my voice is so high-pitched:
That’s the curse of being a soprano
I never find a good place for rehearsal
For my voice is lethal like a heat-seeking missile
Leading men think i’m dramatic
But i’m not that ecstatic
To kiss those gay tenor man-hoes
I’m always conscious of my breathing
So i don’t pass out while singing:
That’s the burden of being a soprano
Oh, the trouble you don’t know
But my life is filled with woe
All because i’m a high soprano
Big emotions i’ll convey
While ‘f’-ing away
Because i am a soprano
(the) composers always put me on the melody
Because they think i cannot sing com-plex har-mo-ny….
And it doesn’t really help
In shows that they need you to belt
Which sucks if you’re a soprano
Yes, it’s a constant tedium
When you sound like you’re on helium
When you were made a soprano
Oh, what would i give for a role
That’s a funny, sexy individual!
Oh, why do composers torture us
By giving us high notes like a dog whistle
I once did a google search
For the top roles for sopranos in musical theatre
But they were either divas, insipid, or developmentally disabled
I also did a google search
For top roles for sopranos in classical opera
But they involved murder, suicide, or going insane…
And when i audition i face sopranos by the millions;
It’s tough being a soprano
It really does suck
At the top of the fach-
Yes, i’m a f#cking soprano!
Even when i’m down with influenza
I’m still expected to sing those crazy-ass cadenzas…
It’s really such a shame;
I’ve got no one else to blame
For my constant strife
I’ll play the ingenue
Till i am ninety-two;
Yes, i am a soprano for life
A soprano….
Soprano…
Soprano…..
For life…….!
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