Metal Spoon Lyrics – MC CAPTAIN
Singer: MC CAPTAIN
Title: Metal Spoon
I sorta wish i had a jizz fountain!
But the cost’d total a mountain!
Bull!
I Wanna drop down on Avi maybe it can save me
But he’s pregnant bouta have my baby maybe
I sorta wish i was black
Cuz then i could play the victim card on twitter
But instead i go by mister
Im F-Ing yo sista!
Come and get her or she’ll be sex’d to death
I don’t do meth, keepin’ it clean
But with all these curses it ain’t even clean!
Ain’t got no email im on comcast
But im insecure so i hide behind a mask
I hot his #ss with a baseball bat
f#ck it man, This sh#ts too gay
Ay, i have no wife, no money, and no honey
Till i mеt avi and he changed my lifey
Lil baby might as wеll be suckin’ dick
Cuz all his bars are something my ears can’t hear
Sometimes the end feels near
Specially when the door starts to open
So as i DJ this in my PJs
Imma stick it so far it’ll get lost!
Verse 3: I Get away from the hustle and bustle of the city
I take off his shirt but ain’t got no pity
My verse sucks like i have buck teeth
Come and here me freestyle sometime
Ill be sure take away that smile!
My balls drop, what ever that means!
I still have some bolonga, want some?
I have writing creds on my face
Thats why its filled up with lace
Face!
Im so gay its like i know how to pay
This next verse’ll be fire BadCat’ll have the mic
But my verse’ll get the chicks it might
But i dont want chicks
Even if she got new kicks
Cuz i only like guys!
Bye!
Verse 2 (MC BADCAT): I suck at versing
Flip it back rehersing
Most these rappers can’t even finish in first place
So i write a rhyme and then i smack em’ in the face
Cuz all his rhymes make me just wanna veer
Ay, Mohave Avi Is Dry Like His Name
Won’t take that much to snatch back his fame
Specially when he’s in bed getting head
Him and Charlie got something special
Something tells me he’s went way off his meds
But you aren’t special so who’d give you a medal?
You And Charlie Probably Like Ballgames?
Since you always playin’ with balls
You two gays are the worst thing since Wants and needs
Your lyrical ability won’t help you succeed
If i had a dime for each You suck dick
I’d be knocked into a new tax bracket
You stick it in him like a sauce packet
So why do you slap his #ss with a metal racket?
Charlie From the suburbs ain’t no struggle there
So why do you rap bout hustlin’ in minnesota?
Your raps ain’t fly will no one promote ya
Cuz with all the delays its like you can’t hit the qouta
Im looking at your raps, the bars ain’t even there
So why do you think that you can even compare?
Man, You need some lyrical hotsauce
But nothing can save you, you’ve already lost
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