21 Concepts Lyrics – MC Lars
Singer: MC Lars
Title: 21 Concepts
I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried
To run for governor before he died
He lived in California but traveled worldwide
It was a big huge hit, just kidding I lied
There’s the song about the 90’s, I sampled Ace of Base
But kept it off the album in the interest of taste
‘Cheyenne Rock City’, a song about touring
But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring
As for the Churchill song, give me a break
How many songs about England could my listeners take?
There was a track about women and the drama they bring
‘Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things’
Remember ‘Geeked Out’? You don’t but I do
‘The geek shall inherit the Earth’, it’s true
I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks
But if I wanted biased news, I would have just watched Fox
I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son
I’ve got a list of songs here, I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in ProTools they all came out wrong
‘Las Vegas Invasion’ was a sci-fi track
About aliens addicted to playing blackjack
I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick
But got a bad review in Ranger Rick
I didn’t want to get lynched or punched in mouth
So I didn’t do that song making fun of the South
I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack
Called ‘College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat’
There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut
But the mash-up thing was so 2002
I did an anti-Bush track and then I did five more
But ‘Rock Against Bush’ was so 2004
I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong?
I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong
It went um goy, neh ho ma? Nehih sik ying mun ma?
I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son
I’ve got CD-R of tracks, I once thought would be tight
But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night
Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot
Write a dental hygiene jam that says, brush a lot
Write a Bill O’Reilly track that says hush a lot
No, I’m not a player I like Rush a lot
I’ve got 21 concepts but a single ain’t one
If you’re still referencing Jay-Z I feel bad for you, son
So what’s the secret to hip hop, jazz, blues and rock?
Step one, get out a pad and kill your writer’s block, start
I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son
I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in ProTools they all came out wrong
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