Constirrhea Lyrics – My Toilet Is Clogged
Singer: My Toilet Is Clogged
Title: Constirrhea
I took loperamide last night
To get rid of this poopy blight
I thought that i would be alright
But turns out that i was not right
’cause now i’m shooting out pellets
It’s like my butt got propellants
Hits so hard i need a helmet
Butt is redder than red velvet
Taking drugs was my worst mistake
It’s worse than causing an earthquake
I’d rather have my toilet break
That would be better for my sake
’cause there’s really nothing worse
Than my bootyhole being cursed
And if it doesn’t cease to hurt
I’m gonna end up in a hearse
Laxativеs and loperamide is the worst combination
Bеcause now i got both diarrhea and constipation
Now it got me stuck in an endless poop rotation
It’s like constipation but with endless poop generation
It’s like having hardened, dry, and pellety diarrhea
How am i gonna get out of this? i have no idea
This is so painful that i’d rather have gonorrhea
All i want is to escape the cycle of constirrhea
Sometimes my poop moves way too slow
And it ruins my pooping flow
Sometimes it’s like a volcano
Shooting brown lava onto my clothes
Sometimes i feel like i got turds
But all i get are gassy squirts
Sometimes i get these giant spurts
But either way, it still really hurts
Sometimes there is an obstruction
Like my butt’s under construction
Sometimes it’s like an eruption
That causes toilet destruction
Sometimes it makes my butt tighter
And it makes my poop much wider
Sometimes it’s like a big geyser
But either way, i need some fiber
Laxatives and loperamide is the worst combination
Because now i got both diarrhea and constipation
Now it got me stuck in an endless poop rotation
It’s like constipation but with endless poop generation
It’s like having hardened, dry, and pellety diarrhea
How am i gonna get out of this? i have no idea
This is so painful that i’d rather have gonorrhea
All i want is to escape the cycle of constirrhea
I just don’t know what i can do
I’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
I guess i just gotta push through
So i can get out of the loo
I just don’t know what i can do
I’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
I guess i just gotta push through
So i can get out of the loo
I just don’t know what i can do
I’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
I guess i just gotta push through
So i can get out of the loo
I just don’t know what i can do
I’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
I guess i just gotta push through
So i can get out of the loo
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