Poopquake Lyrics – My Toilet Is Clogged
Singer: My Toilet Is Clogged
Title: Poopquake
I took a gigantic huge really big sh#t
A sh#t so big that it’s impossible to lift
A sh#t so big that it made the earth’s plates shift
The impact so hard that it made a big rift
It was like a huge asteroid coming from space
It fell to the earth and made the ground shake
I jolted awake and saw the toilet break
I felt the tremble and knew it was an earthquake
The ground started shaking very fiercely
The bathroom floor was being damaged severely
I heard people panicking outside near me
I needed to get out of the bathroom clearly
I tried to get up but i was paralyzed
I had so many cramps in my arms and thighs
And my #ss was bleeding from the shit’s size
There was no way i would escape i realized
That was when i knew i was in real trouble
The floor started to strongly crack and rumble
I could hear the building starting to crumble
Before i knew it i was buried in rubble
I was on the ground after the building collapsed
I was buried under all these metal scraps
And i could feel the earth starting to crack
But i wasn’t able to get out ’cause i was trapped
I could hear screaming coming from the town
I could hear all of the buildings falling down
I was almost going deaf from all the loud sounds
All while i was buried under the metal mound
Later that day i was eventually saved
The firemen rescued me from the metal grave
I was able to make it out of there unscathed
But i still feel like i did something depraved
’cause i can’t help but feel really guilty
Everything in town was destroyed because of me
Everyone else got trapped under the debris
And there were so many deaths and injuries
I ruined so many people’s lives today
Tomorrow i need to talk to dr. gay
Having constipation is no longer okay
I need to get something to make it go away
Find more lyrics at lyrics.jspinyin.net
You can purchase their music thru
Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate and an Apple Partner, we earn from qualifying purchases
Other Popular Songs:
Kasper Gem - Somebody has to
Bing Crosby - You Turned The Tables On Me
Lyrics My Toilet Is Clogged – Poopquake
Kindly like and share our content. Please follow our site to get the latest lyrics for all songs.
We don’t provide any MP3 Download, please support the artist by purchasing their music 🙂
You can purchase their music thru
