Don’t Touch My Clogs Lyrics – Oct!
Singer: Oct!
Title: Don’t Touch My Clogs
Years before i was born father told this to me
It was one christmas morning in ’73
There was one lonely gift left so, under the tree
My grandfather said, “don’t touch my–”
He said, “boy, listen close
They were worn by my parents and their parent’s parents
Now they’re yours, but be sure to guard them with your life.”
He said, “don’t ever let them touch my clogs!”
You can take my cash
You can burn my house
You could force feed trash
I’d let them kick my balls while i chеwed on glass
Before i еven talk about letting someone touch my clogs
You’ll have to take my life
You’ll have to steal my dog
Have to beat my wife
You’ll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife
You’ll have to break my legs before i ever let you touch my clogs
Don’t touch my…
C-l-o-g-s
They’re my clogs!
Whoa–
Oh!
I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth
Now these clogs, they are now yours;
Protect them with your life!
I pray you never let them touch your clogs!”
You can slap my wrist
I’d let you shave my head
Let you wax my pits
I’d even butt-chug bleach while you twist my nips
And after all of that
I still wouldn’t let you touch my clogs
You can eat my lunch
And you can knock me out
With a 1-inch punch
And make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge
You’d have to shoot me dead
Before i ever let you touch my clogs
Is my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at least 25?
Then i will bare the clogs to them and they’ll wear them with pride
And every single day from then, they’ll make sure no one has touched their clogs!
Those wooden clogs on my feet, and they fit like a glove
And i would give up everything ‘fore i let you touch my–
…clogs…
C-l-o-g-s
You can take my cash…
You could force feed trash
I’d let you kick my balls while i chewed on glass
Before i even talk about letting someone touch my clogs
You’ll have to take my life
You’ll have to steal my dog
Have to beat my wife
You’ll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife
You’ll have to break my legs before i ever let you touch my–
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