Amen Patrol Lyrics – Onkel Dum & Bananerne
Singer: Onkel Dum & Bananerne
Title: Amen Patrol
Hvis hus?
Guds hus!
Skru’ dit ur nittenniogfirs år tilbage
Vi ska’ ha’ den gode gamle “Men det skete i de dage
“At der udgik en befaling…” og så videre min ven
Hvert år til jul får vi den igen og igen
Augustus, var den regerende romer
Og ville vide alt om alt, I vil nok ikke tro mig
Men okay, han befalede i alle fald
At hele verden skulle skrives i mandtal
Josef var fattig, havdе ikke meget at gi’ af
Mеn drog afsted, med Jomfru Maria
“Jomfru” og “jomfru”, det’ så meget sagt
Der var en lille kage i oven, der ved at blive bagt
Josef-boy havde ikke været der selv
Men der var noget med en gut der hed “Gabriel”
Hun var ikke helt på toppen, hun var tem’lig mat
Da de kom til Bethlehem meget sent en nat
Det var stort set umuligt at få et sted at sove
Der var ingen hjælp, og folk var ganske grove
De gik omkring, tiggede og plagede
Og til sidst fik de lov til at låne en lade
Der var dyr og hø og en krybbe så trang
Og 1-2-3, gik fødslen i gang
Det blev en dreng (Ja!), og han var ganske køn
Det tror da pokker, han var immervæk Jehovas søn
Der manglede lidt stil over stedet han lå
Men så (knock, knock) bank-bankede det på
Det var tre vise mænd fra Østerland
Der havde vandret igennem mange ørkeners sand
Dyrene kom til, for barnet er gæstfri
Ja, folk væltede ind og begyndte at feste
La-la-lad os alle bede!
Amen Patrol!
Så ‘der cirka tredive års break i historien
Hvor Jesus går rundt og pudser glorien
Han var skabt (Ja!) for noget smukt og stort
Der var massevis af ting, han måtte se at få gjort
Så en dag, da han kom ned til det klare blå vand
Så han Døberen Jo, der stod med en spand
Og hældte fluidum i hovedet på alle dem der troede
At de havde en lille bid af himmerige til gode
Han sa’e “Jo, my man! Hvad med at gi’ mig et skvæt?”
“Hey, Jesus, for fanden. Er du blevet komplet nos?
“Jeg mener, det er jo dig der er sønnen!”
Og Jesus sagde, “Jo, skru nu ned for bønnen”
“Se, ørkenen er varm, og det er rigtig hedt
“Så en lille smule vand ville bare være så fedt”
Okay, Jo havde ret, han var superstar
Han måtte vise hele verden, hvem han var
Og chancen kom en skønne dag
“Kære venner (Ja!), vær’ så artig
“Kom til Kana straks, til et lille party”
Der var bryllup, fart på, fest og sang
Og senere, da det hele var godt i gang
Sagde Maria til Jesus: “Nu det ved at være sl#t
“Vor værter er vidst løbet tør for sprut”
“Ta’ det køligt nu,” sagde han med et grin
Og 1-2-3, blev vand til vin
Og den historie gik, så det begyndte at pible
Frem med folk, der ville være disciple
Så nu drog han rundt i hele landet
Gik overalt, og sågar på vandet
Tyv og tolder kunne blive hans ven
Blinde gav han syn igen
Og til en død man, sagde han “Rejs dig nu.”
Og se, ja fandme, ja manden gjorde det sgu
Men præsterne sagde, i al deres arrogance
“Sæt en stopper for denne konkurrence!”
De var smarte (Ja!), de ku’ deres kram
“Lad Pontius Pilatus dødsdømme ham!”
De sagde “Pretty Ponsie, gamle dreng
“Vi har en gut, der blevet sådan lidt for streng”
Men det korte af det lange
Er at vores helt bliver taget til fange
Helt uanmeldt, ypperstepræster holder ham for nar
Folk og disciplene falder fra
Og da han hænger på korset kommer der en mand
Som håner ham, det bedste han kan
“Hvis du er så stor, og hvis du er ‘the King’
“Hvorfor hænger du så der, og gør slet ingenting?”
“For jeg skal op, og sidde ved min faders side
Når vi to mødes igen, så er du så slemt ude at skide!”
Men endelig hørte pinen op
Og ånden forlod hans stakkels krop
Blot tre dage skulle gå
For end Guds søn ville genopstå
Som sagt, så gjort, han var meget kæk
Alt folk så, at stenen var rullet væk
Men der var intet lig, og der var intet blod
Men (Åh!) der lå et brev, hvor der stod
“At stå op af sin grav, det’ jo ikke besindigt
“Men jeg keder mig noget så afsindigt.”
“Nu er stilen lagt, og jeg er helt intakt
“Prøv at huske på de ting, som jeg nu har sagt
“Så vær lidt rar, tag’ at elsk din næste
“Drop mammonræs, og lad vær’ at forpeste
“De andre får i den store flok
“Behave yourself, så ses vi nok.”
La-la-lad os alle bede!
La-la-lad os alle bede!
La-la-lad os alle bede!
La-la-lad os alle bede!
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Amen Patrol – English Translation
Whose house?
God’s house!
Screw ‘your ur ninettenniogfirs years back
We should ‘ha’ the good old ‘but it happened in those days
“That there was a command …” and so on my friend
Every year for Christmas we get it again and again
Augustus was the reigning Romer
And would know everything about everything you won’t believe me
But okay he commanded anyway
That the whole world should be written in man numbers
Joseph was poor, had not much to give ‘of
Mеn left, with the Virgin Mary
“Virgin” and “Virgin”, it ‘so much said
There was a small cake in the oven that by being baked
Josef-Boy had not been there himself
But there was something with a guy called “Gabriel”
She wasn’t quite on top she was Tem’lig mat
When they came to Bethlehem very late one night
It was virtually impossible to get a place to sleep
There was no help and people were quite coarse
They walked around, begged and tormented
And eventually they were allowed to borrow a barn
There were animals and hay and a crib so cramped
And 1-2-3, the birth started
It became a boy (yes!) And he was quite pretty
That’s what the damn think he was the son of Jehovah Jehovah
There was a little style missing over the place he was lying
But then (knock, knock) bank-banked it on
It was three wise men from Østerland
Who had wandered through the sand of many deserts
The animals came to, for the child is hospitable
Yeah people overturned in and started partying
La-la-let us all pray!
Amen Patrol!
So ‘there about thirty years of break in the story
Where Jesus goes around and polishes the glory
He was created (yes!) For something beautiful and big
There were lots of things he had to see to get done
Then one day when he came down to the clear blue water
So he the Baptist after all that stood with a bucket
And poured the fluidum into the head of all those who thought
That they had a small bite of heavenly for good
He said “Yes, My Man! How about giving me a squat?”
“Hey, Jesus, for the f#ck. Have you become complete nos?
“I mean, it’s you who’s the son!”
And Jesus said, “Yes, now turn down the prayer”
“Look, the desert is hot and it is really hot
“So a little bit of water would just be so fat”
Okay, yes was right he was superstar
He had to show the whole world who he was
And the chance came one wonderful day
“Dear Friends (YES!), Be ‘So Healthy
“Come to Cana immediately, to a small party”
There was wedding, speed, partying and singing
And later, as it all was well underway
Said Mary to Jesus, “Now that by being over
“Our hosts are well -run out of booze”
“Take it cool now,” he said with a laugh
And 1-2-3, became water for wine
And that story went so it started to bubble
Forward with people who would be disciples
So now he was driving around the whole country
Went everywhere, and even on the water
Thief and Tolder could become his friend
Blind he gave sight again
And to a dead man, he said “travel you now.”
And look, yes fandme, yes the man did so
But the priests said, in all their arrogance
“Put an end to this competition!”
They were smart (yes!), They cow ‘their hug
“Let Pontius Pilate’s death sentence him!”
They said “Pretty Ponsie, old boy
“We have a guy that has become such a little too strict”
But the short of the long
Is that our hero is taken prisoner
Completely unannounced, high priests keep him too fool
People and the disciples fall off
And as he hangs on the cross there comes a man
Who mock him, the best he can
“If you’re so big and if you’re ‘The King’
“Why are you hanging there and doing nothing at all?”
“For I am going up, and sitting by my father’s side
When we two meet again, you are so bad to f#ck! ”
But finally the pin heard
And the spirit left his poor body
Just three days should go
For than the Son of God would resurrect
As I said, so done, he was very handsome
All people saw that the stone was rolled away
But there was no corpse and there was no blood
But (oh!) There was a letter stating
“To stand up from his grave, it ‘not mindful
“But I’m bored something so insane.”
“Now the style is laid and I’m totally intact
“Try to remember the things I have now said
“So be a little nice, take ‘to love your next
“Drop mammon rass, and don’t ‘to pee
“The others get in the big flock
“Behave Yourself, then we’ll probably see you.”
La-la-let us all pray!
La-la-let us all pray!
La-la-let us all pray!
La-la-let us all pray!
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Lyrics Onkel Dum & Bananerne – Amen Patrol
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