The Tinder Swindler ~Fake Love~ Lyrics – Parliament of Fools
Singer: Parliament of Fools
Title: The Tinder Swindler ~Fake Love~
Do you still remember bro
When we met back in San Francisco
Those red shoes couldn’t conceal your toe-ohs
But you still ran off yelling “gotta go.”
I’m so in love with those pointed blue quills, you see
And that chili dog smell when you stand behind me (So sweet)
I just can’t wait till you put a ring on thee (EwE)
If only I could see you jump and take wing, tee hee
I’m not some random loon
In a purple costume
And I don’t wanna be seen, that way
I, just love myself so so…
So so much!
I’m trying to
Make uwu
Heads or tails
Out of you
Baby you
Got me scooped
Wear me like
A skin suit
Table please
One for two
A fruity dude
Just for you
Got me up
Inside you
Head sеcured
In a noose
I’m trying to
Make uwu
Hеads or tails
Out of you
Baby you
Got me scooped
Wear me like
A skin suit
Table please
One for two
A fruity dude
Just for you
Got me up
Inside you
Head secured
In a noose
I think I’m in love with an emo brit
My bruvs are crackers and we all eat ritz
This is a nice quiet place innit?
Please sit idley by while we colonize it
Quite the nice day don’t you think so chap?
The skies are gray like my gray-blue cap
Walking down muddy streets in shoes that tap
Took till Hamilton to see a Brit that raps
You look like quite the American boy
Mayhaps you’d like to be my boy toy
I’d hate to jump in, super likes ahoy
Only for you to spit at me like “Oy, Oy, Oy!”
Our towns are sh#t and our food is mid
The world seems to wish we were rid
Centuries of repressed hate under a lid
Perhaps one day we’ll be exonerated
I’m not some random loon
In a purple costume
And I don’t wanna be seen, that way
I, just love myself so so…
So so much!
I’m trying to
Make uwu
Heads or tails
Out of you
Baby you
Got me scooped
Wear me like
A skin suit
Table please
One for two
A fruity dude
Just for you
Got me up
Inside you
Head secured
In a noose
I’m trying to
Make uwu
Heads or tails
Out of you
Baby you
Got me scooped
Wear me like
A skin suit
Table please
One for two
Ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo
Hahahaha
*moaning*
Oh baby
Oh
Holy sh#t
I’m trying to
Make uwu
Heads or tails
Out of you
Baby you
Got me scooped
Wear me like
A skin suit
Table please
One for two
A fruity dude
Just for you
Got me up
Inside you
Head secured
In a noose
I’m trying to
Make uwu
Heads or tails
Out of you
Baby you
Got me scooped
Wear me like
A skin suit
Table please
One for two
A fruity dude
Just for you
Got me up
Inside you
Head secured
In a noose
I can’t believe I fell for that girl
She swindled me man
She swindled
My Tinder
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